A little too much Christmas spirit ?

[normspanners]

Thought I would give you all a laugh it was the wife garage christmas do last week end and she took 4 of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sexy-Fath...5?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item3f41dcecfb
as a joke,
all the lads were saying YEH YEH I will, if you will BLAH BLAH BLAH but none came up with the goods,
BUT GUESS WHO DID???------YEP on the dance floor------- I was a little merry though.

We are going back to the same place this weekend for another do, if they let us back in !!

 

[chunkolini]

Noooooo.

 

[daleyd]

That's a fairly normal night in Buckley isn't it?

 

[normspanners]

Yeah but all the fairy lights made it special.

 

[the snooper]

you need locking up for crimes against humanity

 

[octo0072000]

OH my eyes

 

[spaffmonkey]

My eyes. That's almost as bad as arc eye

 

[normspanners]

Wife posted it on faeces book, one of our mates , she is coming to the do on friday, said to the wife 'OH MY GOD YOU WANT TO BURN THAT' before friday, meaning the mankini, wife replied yes I will, ------------but I am keeping the mankini, that could come in usefull HUM

 

[the snooper]

here you can all borrow these to protect your eyes

 

[SmartWerks]

 

[Norm]

bet that made the guy in the Christmas jumper feel a little less conspicuous

 

[normspanners]

That was one of the prerequisites we all had to go in Christmas jumpers and I said I'm not wearing that all night, so I didnt.

 

[normspanners]

I did find it a little offputting trying to dance though, people staring, I put it down to the fact I have no hair

 

[Parm]

did every one get counselling afterwards ?

 

[pedrobedro]

I did find it a little offputting trying to dance though, people staring, I put it down to the fact I have no hair

No hair anywhere ? It looks like Al Murray from the back, were you ever confused ? It looks a bit like a Gouda being cut on a cheese board

 

[normspanners]

I didnt wear it all night----- especially the trip home-------- in case I got pulled by the fuzz.

One of the lads as his secret santa pressie got a black wig, so that was stuffed around the santa sack to cover most things up front

 

[PhillipM]

I opened this thread and immediately reached to turn the shade control up to full dark....still got burning eyes.

 

[the snooper]

I didnt wear it all night----- especially the trip home-------- in case I got pulled by the fuzz.

wishful thinking there

 

[normspanners]

It looks a bit like a Gouda being cut on a cheese board

Yeah it was a bit tight---------- wasnt made for normal humans------ but I was a little lucky when I looked later the straps were only held by little bits of velcro!!

 

[PhillipM]

There's nothing normal about that.
And I'm not so sure about the 'human' bit either.