A little too much Christmas spirit ?

[normspanners]

did every one get counselling afterwards ?

Yep they needed it-------- it was£35 a ticket ---------and the bar prices It cost me a fortune to get that drunk

 

[normspanners]

There's nothing normal about that.
And I'm not so sure about the 'human' bit either.

HEY now steady on ---- you will be giving me a complex.

 

[chevy2]

I had my welding mask at shade 13 to look at that pic and my eyes are still burning!
dunno if its arc or **** eye.

 

[normspanners]

There's nothing normal about that.
And I'm not so sure about the 'human' bit either.

My Mother--- If she could hear you -----would be very upset, She was luverly, I used to take her a present every weekend, cost me a fortune though -------the price of entrance to chester ZOO and bananas.

 

[the snooper]

Don't worry help is on hand

 

[normspanners]

Don't worry help is on hand

Are they suppositories ?? I tried them once ----------and for what use they were ------I mayaswell have stuck them, up my A***E

 

[optima21]

Yep they needed it-------- it was£35 a ticket ---------and the bar prices It cost me a fortune to get that drunk

I'm just hating to think where you kept your money in that

 

[slim_boy_fat]

No...

no...

no, that's just.....wrong.

 

[mike os]

I did find it a little offputting trying to dance though, people staring, I put it down to the fact I have no hair

I put that down to not enough to drink.. by both parties

 

[normspanners]

I'm just hating to think where you kept your money in that

I have a slot machine.

 

[daleyd]

I have a slot machine.

 

[normspanners]

It looks like Al Murray from the back,

Anyway just thought, how do you know what Al Murray looks like naked and from the back??

 

[pedrobedro]

Anyway just thought, how do you know what Al Murray looks like naked and from the back??

The hair cut gives it away

 

[the snooper]

I have a slot machine.

hmm you never mentioned you were transgender

 

[normspanners]

Thought it was obvious,

 

[cumbriasteve]

Yep they needed it-------- it was£35 a ticket ---------and the bar prices It cost me a fortune to get that drunk

No matter what price the booze was I suspect they all thought it worth every penny to soften that sight, even my dog's done a runner from the room.

 

[wheresmejumper]

Sometimes your glad its a small screen on your phone

 

[the snooper]

Sometimes your glad its a small screen on your phone

it makes me wanna go back to a nokia 3210

 

[captain-destructo]

scoop my eyes out with a spork and wash them in bleach

 

[mr migwire]

there are some some things in life that once seen cannot be unseen and this i am afraid is one of those things.......