A little too much Christmas spirit ?

[Wallace]

Now we know what Stretch Armstrong looks like in a makini! Doesn't Stretch look constipated?

 

[normspanners]

Is that what I am made of ? Ah thats answered a question ---------- coz there are bits that have stretched and stayed stretched and some that used to stretch, quite easily, they still do stretch a little but return to normal size PDQ now.
and a lot of the joints are a bit creaky.
It is probably because I have been left not used, for so long,
ALSO constipation is definitely NOT one of my problems. Having the trots--------- and not being able to trot IS!
with toys this christmas being politically correct and not sexist,------------ maybe if I was given to a young lady for christmas -------------I might regain my original stretchy condition???


We can all dream

The joys of old age EH!

 

[cumbriasteve]

There is one thing this post has reminded me of, we should never make assumptions in life:

From my time on here you tend to think you 'know' the other members by their input, normspanners always came across as a quiet, respectful, unassuming man who goes through life without any major impact on others.

Hells teeth was I wrong

 

[normspanners]

Well tonights the night for my return to the same venue --------- hopefully------------ Wifey says I'm drivin ----------thought that was a little unfair????
-----WDYT---

 

[eSCHEn]

Depends on whether she means "driving the car" or "driving all the women wild with your body". Former can be solved with a taxi and the latter, well, some of us just have that cross to bear.

 

[normspanners]

There is one thing this post has reminded me of, we should never make assumptions in life:

From my time on here you tend to think you 'know' the other members by their input, normspanners always came across as a quiet, respectful, unassuming man who goes through life without any major impact on others.

Hells teeth was I wrong

That picture is not really me, its the-------- 'make your own clone inflatable toy' ------ I gave to the missus for christmas ------- trouble was she got the pressure wrong-----she is used to psi

 

[cumbriasteve]

she is used to psi

she will be psi'ed if you repeat the previous perrformance

 

[normspanners]

"driving all the women wild with your body"

Come to think of it there was a stampede


then this sound of alarms

 

[eSCHEn]

Yeah, she'll definitely bar you from the place. She'll be under too much pressure to do it.

 

[normspanners]

ANYWAY, I DONT CARE WHAT YOU LOT THINK

I've allways wanted an empty dance floor to myself

 

[eSCHEn]

I think you you've got a great body Norm. It's not often you see a man of 90 with buns as tight as that.

 

[Parm]

Having met you recently I would never have put you in with this caper

 

[lotus 30]

My laptop has crashed

 

[normspanners]

Having met you recently I would never have put you in with this caper

Thats coz we met at a different sort of bar, all I had then was a coffee and a sausage butty, with brown sauce!!

 

[bigegg]

My laptop has crashed

I'm sorry, but for some reason, I found someone called "lotus" complaining about crashing "spit my coffee out" funny.

 

[normspanners]

It's not often you see a man of 90 with buns as tight as that.

HUH
ya got the numbers upside down.

 

[Parm]

Thats coz we met at a different sort of bar, all I had then was a coffee and a sausage butty, with brown sauce!!

Plenty of sausage and butty there too, leave to make up your own mind about the brown sauce !!!

 

[Rocketman]

What scares me is that normspanner looks like he shaves every part of his body

 

[octo0072000]

My laptop has crashed

was it mooned

 

[Fintray]

Well tonights the night for my return to the same venue --------- hopefully------------ Wifey says I'm drivin ----------thought that was a little unfair????
-----WDYT---

Good god they've given him a guest spot, be afraid, be very afraid!