A little too much Christmas spirit ?

[normspanners]

I always say you can never judge a place, club or restraunt etc by just one visit , but MY second visit-------- is usually to apologize for the first.

I will let you know how it goes.

 

[normspanners]

What scares me is that normspanner looks like he shaves every part of his body

No I suffer from Oldageapecia
and using that wash n go------- well I washed ------and it went

 

[the snooper]

Is this one of those posts you wish you never started norm?

 

[normspanners]

Is this one of those posts you wish you never started norm?

Hum
I just thought it would brighten peoples lives, spread good cheer,
And make people feel better at Christmas time by them thinking-----------, no matter how bad they get at a party,---------- it wont be that bad.
Probably coz they will only have a headache in the morning.
So you see, I am doing a service.

 

[normspanners]

Right I am gettin a b*****n now coz I am not in the shower shavin me bum

 

[Parm]

I always say you can never judge a place, club or restraunt etc by just one visit , but MY second visit-------- is usually to apologize for the first.

I will let you know how it goes.

I'm looking forward to the photos

 

[Monkey Harris]

nice work ....

 

[Keith 66]

I did find it a little offputting trying to dance though, people staring, I put it down to the fact I have no hair

Blimey bet you looked like the last turkey in the shop!

 

[MattF]

Hum
I just thought it would brighten peoples lives, spread good cheer,

Or scar mentally with an image which just can't be forgotten, no matter how hard one tries to delete it from memory?

Matey, I temporarily hate you after seeing that photo. It's the stuff of which nightmares are made.


p.s: You related to Popeye perchance?

 

[octo0072000]

is this norm at it again

 

[the snooper]

is this norm at it again

get on the naughty step for 10 minutes, one image was more then enough

 

[octo0072000]

but i did have my welding mask on shade 13 when checking this out

 

[normspanners]

Well the night went by without any major frivolity, I am glad to say,
I drove, so alcohol didnt come into play, and as it was friends and family, it was just a 'nice' night,
But I did notice the doormen keeping an eye on me, every time i went to the toilet! .
Missus said she was keeping an eye on me too,-------- lucky she didnt notice the wife swappin then


I tried swapping her once --------and got a lawn mower in exchange,
HUH ------ that thing would'nt cut the grass either.
anyway 'they' wanted to swap back------- coz the mower was quieter.

 

[mechman]

Well the night went by without any major frivolity, I am glad to say,
I drove, so alcohol didnt come into play, and as it was friends and family, it was just a 'nice' night,
But I did notice the doormen keeping an eye on me, every time i went to the toilet! .
Missus said she was keeping an eye on me too,-------- lucky she didnt notice the wife swappin then


I tried swapping her once --------and got a lawn mower in exchange,
HUH ------ that thing would'nt cut the grass either.
anyway 'they' wanted to swap back------- coz the mower was quieter.

So ive been told

 

[DrDeAtH]

My eyes. That's almost as bad as arc eye

I wish I had arc eye after seeing them pics.... Not even eye bleach can make me unsee them.....

 

[normspanners]

Gordon Stevenson liked one of the posts on here today-------------that means he has been reading it-------HUUUM----------- how did he know this years DO is tomorrow night ??? weird --------cue the----- do di do dah, do di do dah music.

 

[cumbriasteve]

You and a crimbo party?

Getting the mod's armoury open, loaded and ready, some members had to have counselling after that infamous photo and any new members...don't ask 'which photo' and DO NOT look back through this thread ...you will regret it

 

[octo0072000]

No No not the Mankini again

 

[Welderpaul]

Wow

 

[Fintray]

Having just stupidly looked back at page 1, I now believe that to prevent further harm to all that visit this forum and that may accidently click on this thread that this thread should be extracted from the forum, sealed in a lead lined stainless steel cylinder, placed at the bottom of an abandoned oil well (far, far offshore) then backfilled with concrete before the subsea structures and all above them are removed to erase all trace of the final resting place of Normspanners mankini episode.

Of course he could just start a new thread with this years' outing photos......