Hi, One that amuses and annoys me is people writing 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely', It's not picked up by spellcheckers because they are both legitimate words. It just shows they don't proofread it.
Colin
That happens when people write definately instead of definitely and spell checker steps in
Gumtree's search facility's really bad, maybe even worse since ebay bought it, the cynic in me says that it's too their (eBay's) advantage if it remains cr@pGumtree doesn't look for spelling issues/differences either.
I helped my uncle jack off his horse, kind of thing.Aah... But therein lies the problem.
Incorrect spelling and bad grammar often leads to confusion over
the intended meaning.
Such as; You're nuts or your nuts.
Agreed. And we will suffer the after effects and consequences of that time for years to come.The worst ones are those who were brought up through the Bliar "ejumakashun, ejumakashun, ejumakashun" years, where they were taught that standards don't matter and expression was the only thing that mattered.
Or god damn American spelling. :-)Yes I hate when people shorten everything. Like "what's 4 dinner tonite?"
I mean what time does that actualy save? Just spell like a normal person FFS.
I also hate when people mix up their and there etc. I do judge them for this where perhaps I should not but can't help it![]()
I didn't get that at all. I had to google it and then it hit me. I wasn't seeing hydraulic reading it. Slow start to the day.The world has changed, even the guy that printed this thought it was ok.
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What does a cabbage and a car have in common?What does a jcb have in common with a male Giraffe? One has Hydraulics, one has Hibollicks![]()
One example of people shortening everything is when you typed FFS. I think you need to have a word with yourselfYes I hate when people shorten everything. Like "what's 4 dinner tonite?"
I mean what time does that actualy save? Just spell like a normal person FFS.
I also hate when people mix up their and there etc. I do judge them for this where perhaps I should not but can't help it![]()
Is it just me? Anon was short for anon~e~mouse when was it ever "At once" ?Languages evolve over time, not so sure we would understand a word our 16/17 century ancestors said.
Word/Phrase Meaning (using C21 terms) Affect Pretend falsely Affront Insult Affray Attack, disturbance, riot Ague Fever – particularly malaria in C17 All of a dudder Shivering and shaking Anon At once Apothecary Druggist, Chemist, Pharmacist Ay Yes Baffle Foils the plans of Bedlam Madhouse Betimes Early, soon Blackguard A body of criminals or vagrants ( became Blagard – criminal) Board Daily provision (food and drink) Boards Table (made of boards) Bolts Shackles, fetters Bravery Fine clothes Buss Kiss Buttery Store room for wine, beer, casks, bottles, pewter etc Butler The servant in charge of the buttery, person who serves wine, beer etc Buxom Plump and good looking Betwixt Between Caitiff Wretch, villain Calf Lolly Idle simpleton Calling Name, station in life, profession Carrion Decaying flesh Censured Pass sentence on Certain Constant, reliable Character Handwriting Clay brained Speaks for itself Coif Linen cap for women Cousin (or Coz) Term used of all close kindred Crave Want, seek, beg Crotchets Whims, fancies Cry you mercy Beg your pardon Cunning Skill, knowledge, smart, devious Cur(s) Dog(s) Dalliance Flirting Dandy Pratt Insignificant Person Deflaterhose A type of men’s breeches (early C17) Dislike Express an aversion to Divers Many Divines Clergymen Dizzy Foolish Dog Apes Baboons Dog- bolt A wretch Doom Sentence, judgement Falling band Separate collar Foppish Lout Overdressed, ostentatious person Forms Reflections, ceremonies Forsooth In truth, indeed Forswear Deny, repudiate Forsworn Perjured Foul Ugly Frieze A thick material for coats Fry To a child ‘young fry’ Furnish’d Dressed, equipped Gentle Well born, honourable, courteous Gentleman Owner of land or property earning £50 or more per year Gentlewoman Most usually the wife or widow of a Gentleman Gillyflower Fragrant flower – usually carnation, stock or wallflower, Go your ways Go away God buy you God be with you – (now Goodbye) Good faith In truth Gown A long coat worn over all clothing – often open at the front Gruel A cheap food made by boiling oats with water or milk Handkercher Handkerchief Holds Cells Hose Breeches (from Tudor – doublet and hose) – becoming stockings House of Profession Brothel Hoyden A rude or ill-bred woman or girl Husband Housekeeper (hence also as a verb – to look after) Husbandry Cultivation of the soil Hussy Immoral, wanton (usually preceded by little – or light – ) Huswife Housewife Idle Useless and foolish (e.g. ‘in idle price’) Imposthume A swelling containing pus or an abcess Jerkin Waistcoat League About 3 miles Lisp After a foreign accent Lunch A meal of a hunk of bread and cheese (North English – Tudor) Luncheon A drink or snack in mid-morning Lusty Vigorous Manchett A loaf of best quality bread Mardle Gossip Mark The sum of 13s 4d Mark Pay serious attention to, take note of Marry To be sure of, indeed Mauther Girl (still used in Norfolk) Mawkish Derived from ‘Mawk’ an old word for maggot – nauseating, sick making, having no appetite Mercer Textile merchant Mercy Beg forgiveness Name Reputation Napkin Handkerchief Naughty Wicked Neckerchief A separate cloth around the neck and shoulders Nice (affectedly) fastidious, refined Nuncheon A drink or snack in the afternoon Paint Apply cosmetics Palsie Shaking fit, tremor, paralysis Pantler The servant in charge of the pantry and bread Physic Medicine, cure Pick purse Pickpocket Place Office, station, position of authority, safe home Ply To urge, work upon, persuade Posset Hot drink of milk curdled with wine, beer or brandy Pox To curse you (literally to cause you to get the pox (syphilis)) Practices Plots, deceit, conspiracy Prithee I beg you Puny Inferior, petty, underdeveloped Raw Inexperienced, uncooked, uncultivated, sore or sick Receipt Recipe Russet A type of woollen cloth (also the colour) Sack Fortified wine Searsed Sifted Shifter Con man Sirrah Form of address used to inferiors or expressing contempt Stuff Dress material Tapster Person serving drink Tarry Wait Tawdry Cheap and pretentious finery Thankee Thank you Troth In truth, indeed (by my troth – truly) Yeoman Owner/tenant of a small property/land earning >£6 per year Villain Low born rustic, wicked scoundrel, lower servant Wainscot Wooden panelling Whiles While Winsom Attractive, handsome Worm’s nest Decayed fresh, a corpse Worsted A type of wool cloth Wrangling Arguing Zounds An oath
Is it just me? Anon was short for anon~e~mouse when was it ever "At once" ?
Forever.Is it just me? Anon was short for anon~e~mouse when was it ever "At once" ?
"I shall see you anon."
Certainly rings a bell with me.