Farside
Badly Welded Man
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Ebay has gone from being adequate in postal updates to being over-enthusiastic.I had one of those "running behind"messages for a delivery due on Sat 4th, it turned up today, never had one before.
"Your parcel has been given a tracking number"
"Your parcel has been despatched / dropped off at a pickup point"
"Your parcel is on its way"
"Your parcel has arrived at its UK destination (our onward shipping point)"
"Your parcel has loitered around for days now and we don't care"
"Your parcel is on a ferry or maybe an aircraft, so shrug"
"Your parcel is in Doobalin, so that's a thing"
"Your parcel has encountered Doobalin Customs"
"Your parcel has cleared Doobalin Customs"
"Your parcel is on its way to you"
"Your parcel is at the tender mercies of An Post, best of luck"
"Your parcel will be delivered tomorrow / today"
"Your parcel has been delivered - look behind the bin"