Who's up for an easy £5 million?

[a111r]

I recall the Fast Show's EMF in the work place - "now I do not believe you wanted to do that?"
Maybe not, it's the drugs...

 

[Wedg1e]

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/head

OK, point out the neck on a shark?

 

[roofman]

Just had a phone call..info must of got out anyway can my fathers half brothers step sisters husband join the team? or do we need to put this to the vote about hiring more help?..his name is Mick hard knuckles O flarty and lives in the van next to the Transit

 

[sako243]

OK, point out the neck on a shark?

 

[Parm]

Just had a phone call..info must of got out anyway can my fathers half brothers step sisters husband join the team? or do we need to put this to the vote about hiring more help?..his name is Mick hard knuckles O flarty and lives in the van next to the Transit

Yes, but only if he got wind of this caper from face ache

 

[doubleboost]

Right, right right.

Lets assemble a forum team. Plenty of experts on here.

@roofman your in charge of business operations.

@Kayos you've got the photography gig

@mtt.tr and @brightspark you two are in charge of electrical things

Ill make the lunch and dinner

@8ob your the kit man, you have at least one of everything

@brewdexta your responsible for the celebratory beers

@sako243 get your 6 wheeler ready, it will be needed

Other trades and skills please add your name to the list

It would make a canny night cap

 

[Parm]

Thanks folks for having a sense of humour and playing along tonight

 

[Lewis_RX8]

one of epic proportions

 

[Parm]

It would make a canny night cap

Bloody hell, totally forgot you John

Video shenanigan production down to you

 

[roofman]

Thanks folks for having a sense of humour and playing along tonight

you mean....?????

 

[Parm]

you mean....?????

Every one that took part in the childish fun. Instigated by me

 

[Lewis_RX8]

so we arent getting a cut of the 5 big ones

 

[Parm]

so we arent getting a cut of the 5 big ones

Yeah, That’s What this is all about

Fair n square

 

[roofman]

Every one that took part in the childish fun. Instigated by me

Mate you cant...ive just booked a test drive in a lime green Aventador so what you mean childish fun

 

[Lewis_RX8]

same boat here , That alan sugar chap was going to give me a phone back tomorrow what am I supposed to tell him now

 

[Parm]

Right, time to get some zzzzzzzzz’s

It’s been a long and tough one today, and that’s before all this

Have a meeting with the boss first thing

 

[Parm]

Mate you cant...ive just booked a test drive in a lime green Aventador so what you mean childish fun

You the getaway driver now

But proper traditional gangsters drive a Jaaggg (pronounced with a Jeremy Clarkson accent)

 

[Robbie260]

******** to the PPE and rams, (i dont know any one that can supply ballistic protection for divers) I cant swim or dive and know nothing about big bangs? we do have some experts ...................

Im not at work on this project, so lets try and make this happen and just have fun, whats the worst that can go wrong?

I got sort of blown up at work a couple weeks back dose that count.

 

[Robbie260]

Dare I say it, we also need a H&S manager

cant be me as ill spend all my time boring you all with useless standards and never let anything happen, plus I already have a role

Im the catering manager

Its hard work **Language** things up

I can do that its easy. Dont get yourselves killed should do it.

 

[Wedg1e]

same boat here , That alan sugar chap was going to give me a phone back tomorrow what am I supposed to tell him now

Tell him he's fired...?