Useless dealership mechanics

[Justme]

Just for clarity sub 3500kg trailers (IE light trailers) come under the same regs as cars IE 1.6mm.

Trailers over 3500kg need 1mm but are not light trailers.

 

[Fazerruss]

In case any of the Skoda dealship mechanics are watching....... This is what an under tray looks like!!

I'm just giving the mum in laws car a service.
And this is where the old oil comes out.

Can't do sarcasm via text!

 

[Fazerruss]

And this is what an air filter looks like.... It should be replaced BEFORE there are trees growing out of it

 

[the snooper]

Trees are nature's air filter.

only problem is you will never get the air box back together with a tree in it

OK maybe a bonsai

 

[roofman]

iff your talking trees and airboxes in the same sentence you should,nt be driving

 

[Robotstar5]

Looks like he went too far with the performance air cleaner then.....

 

[normspanners]

Looks like he went too far with the performance air cleaner then.....

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You get a good Bark when you open it up though.

Thats one way of making sure you cars still there in the morning !!

 

[Fazerruss]

Looks like he went too far with the performance air cleaner then.....

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If that was on the dealership forecourt it would have a sign in the windscreen......
" approved used cars, this has passed our 200 point comprehensive inspection "

 

[the snooper]

You get a good Bark when you open it up though.

Thats one way of making sure you cars still there in the morning !!

Bit of a devil to work on the engine at the top of the tree though

 

[normspanners]

" approved used cars, this has passed our 200 point comprehensive inspection "

and the parking brake is second to none.

 

[the snooper]

Wonder If the suspension was made in palm springs

 

[Fazerruss]

Wonder If the suspension was made in palm springs

"Leaf springs"

 

[brightspark]

cant see the wood for the tree

 

[Cobbler]

The mechanic said he couldn't get to the root of the problem

 

[Cobbler]

and the parking brake is second to none.

Fitted with an imoboblliser as standard

 

[normspanners]

I went to a guys farm about 12 yrs ago called model farm to look at buying his mig and he had loads of yankie cars, about 20 iirc the one he was doing at that time he had to cut the tree down that was growing through the gear change hole it had grown to 18" dia ! he owned the actual bugsy mallone car and a gold leaf Liberace's stage car.
That was a VERY interesting evening.

 

[roofman]

That would make a great picture for the anti-car tree huggers save the planet brochure

 

[the snooper]

Looks like he went too far with the performance air cleaner then.....

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I thought the trunk was at the rear

 

[normspanners]

That would make a great picture for the anti-car tree huggers save the planet brochure

HA HA never mind save the blood tree cut it down and save the car.

 

[the snooper]

Well.it has become obvious that the car in fact belongs to the special branch