Useless dealership mechanics

[the snooper]

"Sorry I am gonna be late, the car wooden start"

surely you are a budding mechanic and can fix it

 

[the snooper]

"Sorry I am gonna be late, the car wooden start"

not that old chestnut again

 

[normspanners]

Right this has been Grand Fir a while but whilst yew laurel go on all night about trees and want to keep it privet, I'm Fir'ked and am going to have either a Blackthorn , copper beech or a crab apple cider then a sloe gin and go to the laylandi of nod.

 

[the snooper]

I know what you mean norm, you are pining for your bed, I suppose you'll be dreaming of the diddy men and Knotty Ash they were very poplar with ken dodd

 

[gordon stephenson]

Ithink this is the mechanic that did my last service.

 

[Cobbler]

It was the same mechanics as before, it was a monkey puzzle tree.

 

[roofman]

this thread is now going too far lads lets all turn over a new leaf and start a fresh.

 

[the snooper]

this thread is now going too far lads lets all turn over a new leaf and start a fresh.

You just want us to branch out

 

[pondy]

12 pages, you lot giving us techs a lot of stick

 

[Wallace]

Well, some of you deserve a damn good birching...

Or the Cane.

 

[the snooper]

12 pages, you lot giving us techs a lot of stick

here is the original engine from the car above and it's all some people should be allowed to work on

 

[normspanners]

This thread has turned into a bit of a con if er anyone else copse an eye on it they will think we are all thickets lumbering round in our own, forest of discontent, hedging our bets.

 

[normspanners]

here is the original engine from the car above and it's all some people should be allowed to work on

WOW I thought you where joaking.

 

[Wallace]

here is the original engine from the car above and it's all some people should be allowed to work on

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Positively anTeak.

 

[the snooper]

WOW I thought you where joaking.

wood I joke about it

 

[brightspark]

a wood butcher must have whittled it out of the treetrunk

 

[the snooper]

maybe the distributor runs from a woodworm drive

 

[roofman]

Its all becoming addictive now....did i mention about the 12 branch exhaust headers on that motor anyway?

 

[the snooper]

Its all becoming addictive now....did i mention about the 12 branch exhaust headers on that motor anyway?

who ever carved that engine was BARKing mad

 

[roofman]

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