I could be this guy....There was a young lad on site who regularly used to get sent for a long stand at a nearby builder's merchants. He played along, but the joke was on them, he used to go into a local cafe and enjoy a full english breakfast, pot of tea and a few fags whilst reading the paper.![]()
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Back in 1923 aged 13 my dad was apprenticed to a big fat greasy blacksmith in a large Sheffield forging plant, who was a right $h!t.I could be this guy....
They regularly send me everywhere both to deliver finished jobs, buy things to get jobs done, getting paid for jobs already done
They attempted at the beginning but I've stand to their jokes responding back with other jokes.Back in 1923 aged 13 my dad was apprenticed to a big fat greasy blacksmith in a large Sheffield forging plant, who was a right $h!t.
He used to take great delight in taking the micky several times out of dad a day in front of all the other journeymen smiths .
One day he said to dad in front of the assembled workers "BILLY .. go and get me a bucket of steam and don't bloody come back without it or you'll get a thick ear " .
Dad picked up a bucket and disappeared PDQ , retuning a minute or so later with the required bucket just as the men were eating their lunch in the forge area . The bully got up, grabbed hold of dad and said where the" F**ing hell is my bucket of steam " . Dad broke free and said "It's here boss , Oh my , look what's happened when you grabbed me , it condensed back into a drop of water . ( In the bucket was splot of water ) .
The other guys roared with laughter and told the bully to leave dad alone or there'd be big trouble . After that he was as nice as pie to dad .
My old foreman was at school with my mum and dad and often said he might be my dad , he said it to me in front of a woman customer one day . I replied “So what, my old man says he is your sons old man , not might be!” He never said that to me againBack in 1923 aged 13 my dad was apprenticed to a big fat greasy blacksmith in a large Sheffield forging plant, who was a right $h!t.
He used to take great delight in taking the micky several times out of dad a day in front of all the other journeymen smiths .
One day he said to dad in front of the assembled workers "BILLY .. go and get me a bucket of steam and don't bloody come back without it or you'll get a thick ear " .
Dad picked up a bucket and disappeared PDQ , retuning a minute or so later with the required bucket just as the men were eating their lunch in the forge area . The bully got up, grabbed hold of dad and said where the" F**ing hell is my bucket of steam " . Dad broke free and said "It's here boss , Oh my , look what's happened when you grabbed me , it condensed back into a drop of water . ( In the bucket was splot of water ) .
The other guys roared with laughter and told the bully to leave dad alone or there'd be big trouble . After that he was as nice as pie to dad .
at 16 the office wag sent me to the shop for a "bulls peter spread " sandwich, I took his money, got him potted beef with mustard and pepper on, and charged him double,There was a young lad on site who regularly used to get sent for a long stand at a nearby builder's merchants. He played along, but the joke was on them, he used to go into a local cafe and enjoy a full english breakfast, pot of tea and a few fags whilst reading the paper.![]()
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Thanks 8ob, another self purchased Xmas Pressie for me........Today after being in the post for a month I acquired a tube straightener.
Link!
Bob
Very good at what it does.
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A new brake bleeder as recommended by @sako243 to replace my broken Gunsen Eezibleed. Hopefully I’ll get chance to use it tomorrow.
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…I think it’s an older AC tester I guess for probing house wiring before the 3rd ground wire was introduced,it has the older style glass fuses in it and 2 probes,guess if your testing something and you hook it up wrong it would blow the fuse..been searching the web but can’t find anything on it..so any info would good
I’ve got one of these in the garage waiting to replace what I think is the original (10year old) brake fluid in the kia. Mine came with one cap and then a universal clamp type cap that should fit anything.A new brake bleeder as recommended by @sako243 to replace my broken Gunsen Eezibleed. Hopefully I’ll get chance to use it tomorrow.
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Last night I had a surprize, but welcome guest.
He brought beer, hot food and new stuff.
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Odd set of scales, Lego and a wago.
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ford Escort Slot car.
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Blow torch
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Stanley Vice.
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No idea what the slime is.
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RN jerry can fuel pick up.
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Polishing media.
I think the third is a 30 amp load tester for 12 volt batteries an early ( ??) form of heavy discharge tester likely to be hand warmers at the end of the probe leads you clipped the volt meter to the battery with the leads and watched the voltage drop occur on the meter . Later Lucas ones were two wooden handles with a wriggly metal bar between the handles and were a pain to fit on certain 12 volt battteries if the terminals were not standard distances apart .I came across these 3 little wall hangers today..the first is a vintage timing light from the ww2 era I believe,very basic and can be used on 6 volt and older 12 volt systems but I could be wrong but I’m open to suggestions .
The second is around the same time frame I think,it’s an Allen E51 battery tester,basic design and still functional..
The third is a noodle scratcher…I think it’s an older AC tester I guess for probing house wiring before the 3rd ground wire was introduced, it has the older style glass fuses in it and 2 probes,guess if your testing something and you hook it up wrong it would blow the fuse..been searching the web but can’t find anything on it..so any info would good
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