Brad93
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Sounds like a nightmare mateHad (supposedly) a couple check out of one of our holiday cottages yesterday and was rather dreading what I might find.
When they arrived it was a lady and her 15 year old daughter who was having a birthday - could they please use the BBQ - yes but it's been put away for the winter . . . wife got it out for them . . I was doing accounts in my next door office and heard odd noises. To my horror found woman about to light the BBQ under the wooden porch and was liberally dowsing it with lighting fluid. OK got it shifted to a safer place and left them to it but was it ok if a couple of relatives called in to say hello . . of course we said yes. She lights up and we have 8 foot flames shooting upShe didn't need fluid anyway as we'd given her the self lighting charcoal !
People start arriving and party still going when I go to bed at 11:30 hoping they don't burn the place down. Of course numerous supernumeraries stay over but by the 10 am leaving time they are gone - but what am I going to find . . .
Firstly can't get in - sofa blocking front door - how the heck did they get out? Forcing my way in I find a large puddle of water on the floor (flower vase still on table but empty) and the (broken) toilet seat lying in two bits on the floor. Remains of broken wine glass and bits everywhere.
My job's the toilet seat as cleaners can do the rest ! It's all there EXCEPT one of the hinge pins - no where to be seen. Just a bit of 6 mm x 40 mm stainless bar - do I have any - NO! OK I find a 10 mm A4 bolt and turn it down to 6 mm and we can re-assemble the bog seat.
Now I find those three prong toilet seat nuts very difficult to grip to tighten properly so a bit back I 3D printed a gizmo that gives me better grip - can I find it - hooray yes (why was it in my desk drawer ??) - bog seat refitted and I left the cleaner muttering about uncivilized people who shouldn't be allow air to breath
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