Has van design gone to far?

[Barking Mat]

I picked up a swiss client, earlier, this afternoon, to collect his soft top BMW from thé workshop, 800 meters, i pulled over to pick him up, hé tried to open thé door, but no, Pug said no, pressed buttons, no, had to stretch over, and open manually, hé said child locks, i said, No, Pug....

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Or even sooner.

The braiding rots and either goes soft, not an issue.
Or goes hard and chaffs the rubber hoses, then you get a leak.
Then the head gasket fails.
Then you wait 6 hours for the AA to recover you.

 

[Moose McAlpine]

What's wrong with a standard rad, with a 12v fan?

You'd prefer a viscous or fixed belt-driven fan.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

What's wrong with a standard rad, with a 12v fan?

Ohhhhhhh, high tech.

What's wrong with a radiator and convection cooling?

Plus a starting handle, carbide lamps?

Red Flag rule?

Yes, lets go back to the good old times.

 

[roofman]

Yep, they're not my favourite to work on.

My biggest gripe is a big bonnet and a tiny opening to work on the engine through:

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The turbos on this weren't that bad, the worst part was removing and refitting all the various heatshields around them.

i stripped all the wipers out and scuttle tray..makes a massive improvement

 

[James1979]

You don't need to wait 15 years. Renault Trafics break down in the brochure.



Get a MK IV Golf 1.9 TDI. Either with a rotary pump or PD, it'll last forever.



They fall apart quite rapidly!

Ditto the mk4 golf. Indestructible. I used to look after forestry kit for one customer. Complete tosser. He could wreck anything. Seriously. Pickups, plant, everything. The one thing he could not destroy was mk4 golfs. He had a few as he’d ruin the innards but never killed one.

This **** had a leaky fuel can in his navara. 25l diese in the cab. Drilled holes all over the floor to let the diesel out. That is what I was dealing with.

He could not kill golfs. Mate of mine was after a car. Told him about idiot boy and he ran them for years until you can’t really get them without moon miles on them. Then moved onto mk5 but they not as good

 

[mtt.tr]

Yep, they're not my favourite to work on.

My biggest gripe is a big bonnet and a tiny opening to work on the engine through:

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The turbos on this weren't that bad, the worst part was removing and refitting all the various heatshields around them.

Power steering rack hp pipes no fun at all

 

[Brad93]

A pal of mine did the cad work on the cooling system of the new transits. Years it seemed he was working on it

 

[Bornfree]

trawling through the Bay looking at mindless stuff i stumbled on this...A radiator for a Renault Trafic 2019-21, Who the hell designed this?? and can you think what it is going to look like in 15 years
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You need a top hose to let hot coolant into the rad and a bottom hose to return cooler coolant to the engine. The rest is unnecessary.

 

[optima21]

trawling through the Bay looking at mindless stuff i stumbled on this...A radiator for a Renault Trafic 2019-21, Who the hell designed this?? and can you think what it is going to look like in 15 years
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that puts the plumbing on Project Binky to shame

 

[ronan]

trawling through the Bay looking at mindless stuff i stumbled on this...A radiator for a Renault Trafic 2019-21, Who the hell designed this?? and can you think what it is going to look like in 15 years
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Plumbers nightmare !

 

[brightspark]

trawling through the Bay looking at mindless stuff i stumbled on this...A radiator for a Renault Trafic 2019-21, Who the hell designed this?? and can you think what it is going to look like in 15 years
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bring back the old rads a fan that works of the engine and a wax thermostat use the kis rule / keep it simple

 

[dobbslc]

trawling through the Bay looking at mindless stuff i stumbled on this...A radiator for a Renault Trafic 2019-21, Who the hell designed this?? and can you think what it is going to look like in 15 years
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What can I say? Renault!!!
Utter ****e vehicles.

 

[roofman]

Was it fitted with those 'orrible star shaped, spline cross fixings?

If so, I feel for you.

No it had rust welded 13mm nuts that had eroded to 12.5mm nuts so a 13 was too big and a 12 to small..heat and the pink soup in my skull got over the problem though

 

[brightspark]

I picked up a swiss client, earlier, this afternoon, to collect his soft top BMW from thé workshop, 800 meters, i pulled over to pick him up, hé tried to open thé door, but no, Pug said no, pressed buttons, no, had to stretch over, and open manually, hé said child locks, i said, No, Pug....

same with mine have to lean over and open manualy. it has most gizmo s going as well

 

[Hopefuldave]

No it had rust welded 13mm nuts that had eroded to 12.5mm nuts so a 13 was too big and a 12 to small..heat and the pink soup in my skull got over the problem though

'alfinch, innit guv?

Dave H. (the other one)

 

[Hopefuldave]

trawling through the Bay looking at mindless stuff i stumbled on this...A radiator for a Renault Trafic 2019-21, Who the hell designed this?? and can you think what it is going to look like in 15 years
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It's... (Liberty Bell plays)

Monty Python's Renault Circus!

Dave H. (the other one)

 

[ukracer]

Even basics are complicated.
Seems like many Vauxhall's suffer from being unable to open the drivers door from the outside after a while.

 

[Beeezer]

I'm heading back to pré 2000 vehicles, minus thé electrics, so reliable.

Same as myself, looking at the old mercs (207D) and the old VW LTs.

 

[500e]

Moderately successfully