DAPPH
as dyslexik as I'm daft
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Our demises may also have a funny / celebratory side to them if you look deep enough into it .Cheer up, you miserable bleeders.....
Now if you had a really runny snotty nose to boot , that would really be funny , you'd have to be very careful which hand you held which tissue paper in .. assuming you had any said tissues in the first place .I'd reckon that having a flat tyre on a motorcycle in the middle of Scotland, with it starting to snow, no tools, and a serious dose of the tom - tits would give most situations a good run for their money....
If you've snuffed it , does it really matter ?I don't like the automatic opt in for organ donation. It's far too close to the state deciding that they own you. Informed consent is much more important in these things.
If you've snuffed it , does it really matter ?
If you look at inflation then prepaying years ahead is a cheap way of legally getting disposed of to leave as much dosh as possible to those left behind . Think we paid £968 each for our burnup.. collected anywhere in UK mainland included in the priceI'd signed up ages ago with the medical school I'm in the catchment for - seem to recall they will dispose of what's left once the students had finished playing practical jokes with what's left. I don't understand this pure cremation lark - do you hand them a chunk of money now; and when you croak, they fire up the oven etc. Seems in the years between you croaking and the fire, pure can earn extra from interest on your payment? Why not drop the cash into an ISA or something specifically for the funeral? Might earn enough extra to pay for many beers afterwards? Buying a crem compatible coffin off ebay, and a couple of phone calls to book a slot at the crem is hardly arduous. Last funeral I organised was so hassle free - just bought a plot on a green burial site, collected the deceased and tipped them into the hole, and adjourned to local pub (having pre-warned them the day before), and all got fed and watered via credit card tab behind the bar.
In 3 thousand years time the archeologists will find you and think you're some kind of ancient alien crash siteYes I want to be buried with my lathes, milling machines and surface grinders![]()
Diseased or damaged body parts are just as much if not even better items to learn from at medical schools ..Not against it in anyway but not for me, anyway I'm not sure I have anything healthy to donate medically, even as a corpse.
I still have memories of American body farms, that was enough.
Not convinced they would find silver in my linings although I'm given to understand, like other elements, we all have a micro spec of it with in us.Diseased or damaged body parts are just as much if not even better items to learn from at medical schools ..every shroud has a silver lining .
Well, I never knew that!Sorry to appear pedantic , it's taxes, levied by the state . Not taxis , mind you if it is a taxi wot done you in guv then I'll go with saying you didn't / couldn't avoid the taxi as well.
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Living with determined amusement is no bad thing to do...Our demises may also have a funny / celebratory side to them if you look deep enough into it .
Some things in life are bad...Cheer up, you miserable bleeders.....
Further to which, I saw a quote from the poet Ezra Pound today, which is worth the sharing.Some things in life are bad...
hmm, poetic license ?Further to which, I saw a quote from the poet Ezra Pound today, which is worth the sharing.
' A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him '
A wide ranging observation, is that.
likewise, I prefer the old car analagy, strip me for usable spares and dump whats left,I am a card carrying organ donor,
What I would really like, (SWMBO too) is after being stripped of anything worthwhile, is to buried in our field at the back of the house alongside the pets.
Incineration of course, is more practical.
Would Biden be OK ?Now just where am I gonna find me a body to donate ?
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