Coffee table

[selectedgrub]

So I've warmed to this idea to make a coffee table.
It will be a life size rat trap that could split a pumpkin, or something.

 

[rockweasel]

So I've warmed to this idea to make a coffee table.
It will be a life size rat trap that could split a pumpkin, or something.

Or a working bear trap. Finely balanced to stay closed with <undisclosed amount> full cups of tea or coffee on it. As the guests drink and the table gets lighter, it's anyone's guess when it will spring shut ...

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Or a working bear trap. Finely balanced to stay closed with <undisclosed amount> full cups of tea or coffee on it. As the guests drink and the table gets lighter, it's anyone's guess when it will spring shut ...

You have a twisted mind, but I like your idea. Invite round all the folk you don't like for coffee and......

 

[selectedgrub]

Now that just sounds plain dangerous.

Yesterday I picked up some 32mm hardwood.

 

[Wallace]

Now that just sounds plain dangerous.

Yesterday I picked up some 32mm hardwood.

It’s going to be a big trap. You might need a whole wheel of cheese. That much cheese may attract Yuppies and Bankers.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

and Bankers.

Oi!!

 

[selectedgrub]

Do we even have those on this forum?

 

[selectedgrub]

Ooops we posted at the same time

 

[selectedgrub]

 

[selectedgrub]

Will start with these brackets.

 

[selectedgrub]

 

[selectedgrub]

 

[selectedgrub]

Put on diet

 

[selectedgrub]

 

[selectedgrub]

A piece of channel for the trigger/sensor arm acquired.

 

[selectedgrub]

Strap
Will hold the swing bar down.

 

[selectedgrub]

So my "Yuppie" wants contrasting colours .
For most, as soon as you put brass, copper and wood together everyone just thinks steampunk.

 

[selectedgrub]

 

[selectedgrub]

 

[Seadog]

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