Xmas present for her

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Bloody Amazon strikes again. Don't sent them back they might come in useful.

If you want to know were your amazon delivery is.

Stuck here for 20 minutes.
Enginbe running, back doors open.

Driver no were to be seen, is dispatch radio shouting.

We could of had a field day..............................................

 

[MattF]

Any forum members present?

One of those occasions where the wording may not be the greatest.

 

[God mode restorations]

That's the tree done. Am off to kip balls to it.

 

[badabec]

A couple of years ago my good lady was winging “we don’t do enough together “ so I got her a hydraulic log splitter for Xmas so we could spend some “quality time” together down at my workshop,
she loves it, straight on it when I get some rounds, she’s a gudun.

You might find your neck in it one day.

 

[MattF]

That's the tree done. Am off to kip balls to it.

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There's a tree under there?

 

[God mode restorations]

There's a tree under there?

Somewhere mate.

 

[pressbrake1]

One year I bought the old lady a chainsaw and axe to make cutting firewood easier. She loved them

 

[slim_boy_fat]

That's the tree done. Am off to kip balls to it.

Looks cold in your house.

 

[gaz1]

One year I bought the old lady a chainsaw and axe to make cutting firewood easier. She loved them

yeah but you ended up under her thumb

as arguing with an axe wielding mad lady isnt going to be the best of things

its when she goes quiet you know theres trouble brewing with that chainsaw in mind

 

[God mode restorations]

Looks cold in your house.

It don't take long for the heat to ramp up in this gaff

 

[prepman]

It's that joyful time of the year when us guys have to think really hard about finding the perfect gift for the other halfs. Fear not guys I have the perfect solution to your problems. This prezzie is cheap and works perfectly. I have tested this prezzie for the last week and I must confess the results have been outstanding. Results may vary depending on the volatile nature of your beloved. You can use it anytime night or day although for best results try it at 6.30 morning time. For the ultimate reaction and to agitate the bag shake vigorously followed by a smack on the ass and say 3 sugars fatty.

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I haven't mastered sleeping with one eye open yet. ;-]

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

It's that joyful time of the year when us guys have to think really hard about finding the perfect gift for the other halfs. Fear not guys I have the perfect solution to your problems. This prezzie is cheap and works perfectly. I have tested this prezzie for the last week and I must confess the results have been outstanding. Results may vary depending on the volatile nature of your beloved. You can use it anytime night or day although for best results try it at 6.30 morning time. For the ultimate reaction and to agitate the bag shake vigorously followed by a smack on the ass and say 3 sugars fatty.

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Here my wife's present.

She was talking about buying stacking boxes and a sack barrow for when she starts work after uni finishes.

Will have a lot of stuff to get from car parks into village halls etc.

Made the mistake of showing here these.

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

Alfille Innovations Temperature Controlled Butter Dish

Temperature controlled butter dish from Alfille Innovations, inspirational lifestyle products to make the everyday special and life worth living.

alfille.co.uk

best money youll ever spend.

my Mrs loves hers. Then when I ring the bell, least Ill get toast with my cuppa.

Ohh. I want one.

No margarine allowed in my house.
Even the flies turn there noses up at Marge

 

[mtt.tr]

I think someone must be messing about with the post. I ordered a few girlie bits and pieces for swmbo a while back, seems to have got mixed up somewhere along the line, all the box had in it was flap discs,a chuck key and some electrical switches



Bob

Mine is likely to receive a CNC controller, what are the chances

 

[dobbslc]

There ya go. The Mrs having one of her exotic parties

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I'm surprised you have any time (or energy) left to pizz about with Christmas trees and machine restorations...

 

[God mode restorations]

I'm surprised you have any time (or energy) left to pizz about with Christmas trees and machine restorations...

Always time for a few hours of

 

[Cobbler]

Bought Mrs Robo a mug, wasn't very expensive.

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But it has cost me fortune in Greggs sausage rolls since

I would be out of luck on a permanent basis if I offered a Greggs sausage roll, or just about anything from there!

 

[colnerov]

Always time for a few hours of

Wait...what... How do you make it last a few hours?

 

[DAPPH]

Always time for a few hours of

As well as a box of chocs and a bunch of flowers given nicely wrapped by you unannounced .. they always seem to gain cooperation in any room in the house for a few seconds of consideration.

 

[DAPPH]

Wait...what... How do you make it last a few hours?

Sensate & focus according to my rehab physio teams .