MattF
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Apparently a box of family-size tampons is 'not a real present'...
There's just no pleasing some folk.
Apparently a box of family-size tampons is 'not a real present'...
Do you share?Apparently a box of family-size tampons is 'not a real present'...
Err you canSWMBO wants a new car, I have convinced her that diamonds are a girls best friend, you cant buy fake cars
Bob
In the kitchen?I will spoil her that’s for sure
I know where my breads buttered!
Tight wad - they're only £60 or so.SWMBO wants a new car, I have convinced her that diamonds are a girls best friend, you cant buy fake cars
Bob
If I did that I'd be wearing it every time I rang the bellIt's that joyful time of the year when us guys have to think really hard about finding the perfect gift for the other halfs. Fear not guys I have the perfect solution to your problems. This prezzie is cheap and works perfectly. I have tested this prezzie for the last week and I must confess the results have been outstanding. Results may vary depending on the volatile nature of your beloved. You can use it anytime night or day although for best results try it at 6.30 morning time. For the ultimate reaction and to agitate the bag shake vigorously followed by a smack on the ass and say 3 sugars fatty.
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Are they 3D printable in singles , pairs or threes ?well mine asked for this in jest
so i bought her what she wanted
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she tried the new present for her she did kinda moan alot about not getting a kiss though
2 Christmas's ago I gave my wife a Kranzle pressure washer, she was delighted, she loves pressure washing, not nearly as cheap though!
Bought SWMBO 5L of car shampoo and 5L of screen wash one year before we were married. She loves to tell the story to anyone who'll listen.
She forgets the perfume, chunky gold necklace etc I also bought her.
30 years on and I'm just back from the pub!