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[pedrobedro]

I love the story of a family who didn't give their son a name but told him he could choose his own name when he was 5 years old . At 5 he was christened Knuckles. I just wish it was true.

What did they register him as at birth under name, Toby Decided ?

 

[tom2207]

I had a budgie called Farkin… was a stray that flew into the garden and was sitting on the ground next to the electric gate. I opened the gate and farkin nearly killed him , so the name stuck .

Also had a big fluffy cat called Zachary… people always commented that it was a funny name for a cat. Not really, as his face looked Zachary like his ar$e ….

Ah ,,,,, Ed Zachery then .....