chunkolini
celebrity artiste
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- Swansea
Inspired by the radio two top tenuous links programme.
My tenuous link to a rock star.
The lady who runs my local Spar shop is the cousin of Robert Fripp.
I discovered this when she came to visit my wifey who was out.
Hideous guitar feedback at mega volume as she batters my front door.
'Oh' she says 'is that Cousin Bob'.
She was puzzled as I genuflected saying Robert Fripp is God.
I was the first person she had ever met who even knows who he is.
I buy my newspaper from her everyday.
My tenuous link to a rock star.
The lady who runs my local Spar shop is the cousin of Robert Fripp.
I discovered this when she came to visit my wifey who was out.
Hideous guitar feedback at mega volume as she batters my front door.
'Oh' she says 'is that Cousin Bob'.
She was puzzled as I genuflected saying Robert Fripp is God.
I was the first person she had ever met who even knows who he is.
I buy my newspaper from her everyday.