The WTF? / Darwin Award Thread

[Morrisman]

why did u crap yourself when she put the tumble dryer on and had a shower and it shot in to the red now u wont let her use them smart meters save b...ugger all dropping the kwh price does
of your supplier

The shower seems most expensive, and my young 'un spends 30 minutes in it......

Tumble dryer gets used once a week normally...... but I shall definitely be sticking a washing line in the garden once the shed is finished.

 

[Johnnybravo]

I have yet to hear of anybody who has had a smart meter fitted and is paying less for their electric than before....it’s a con...

 

[brightspark]

I have yet to hear of anybody who has had a smart meter fitted and is paying less for their electric than before....it’s a con...

plenty of people are fooled by it. Scottish power rang me up to fit one and the lad was giving me the patter. I asked how it saved money without reducing the kwh rate and how much are you charging he couldn't answer and I told him im an electrician so I should know he said have a nice day and the phone went dead the only saving is by the supplier doing meter readers out of a job

 

[pressbrake1]

Just checking to make sure I’ve not been posted

 

[pedrobedro]

We had our smart meters fitted last year, not had any problems with them. I don't know how it's doing readers out of a job as we hadn't seen one for years and I was doing them online anyway. It fills them in on the computer for me now so it's just saving me a job

 

[Welderpaul]

We had our smart meters fitted last year, not had any problems with them. I don't know how it's doing readers out of a job as we hadn't seen one for years and I was doing them online anyway. It fills them in on the computer for me now so it's just saving me a job

Does a smart meter save you any money?

 

[northwest]

Does a smart meter save you any money?

No.

 

[brightspark]

a pointless waste of money as most of them aren't universal so when u change suppliers like we did they don't work all that advertising and cost of meters and fitters would have been better spent on lowering peoples bills . if its not broke don't fix it

 

[pedrobedro]

Does a smart meter save you any money?

No as above but it doesn't cost me any either and it's convenient. It's not changed the way we use the gas and electricity,we have gas heating and cooker is electric. The little display thing is a distraction for so long then it gets turned round to face the wall.

 

[no idea]

The one saving I have made from having a smart meter fitted is the cost of having an isolator switch fitted and the rats nest between the meter - Henley block - house CU - shed cu tidied up as part of the meter installation lol.

 

[brightspark]

The one saving I have made from having a smart meter fitted is the cost of having an isolator switch fitted and the rats nest between the meter - Henley block - house CU - shed cu tidied up as part of the meter installation lol.

I haven't that problem I usually fit the blocks in live

 

[garethp]

Does a smart meter save you any money?

They can but you need to change to a supplier who can offer daily or hourly rates (only one i know of is octopus) and be very strict about when you use electricity.

There has been times when octopus has offered negative pricing as there has been a surplus of generation due to wind power.

 

[brightspark]

They can but you need to change to a supplier who can offer daily or hourly rates (only one i know of is octopus) and be very strict about when you use electricity.

There has been times when octopus has offered negative pricing as there has been a surplus of generation due to wind power.

and only if the meters the new universal one

 

[Morrisman]

I have yet to hear of anybody who has had a smart meter fitted and is paying less for their electric than before....it’s a con...

It’s an information system, that’s all. It lets you know where you are spending money.

At least I now know that shoving the daughter into the garden, with a hose pipe, is saving me at least a tenner a week.

 

[Memmeddu]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDxsK70Dw5K/?igshid=1ne3tta0p0d9y

That's a close call , probably in India

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDw0f-SDqEt/?igshid=w7vwot5mr65x
That's just funny

 

[Morrisman]

I woke up today, 10 am, to find my daily usage is already over £1.30

Apart from daughter having a shower nothing else has been running, so any chance the lightening has messed with the Smart meter readings?

 

[cheb]

Kettle? Fridge? Freezer? Lights? Various internet and small electronics? Next door's grow lights?

 

[Morrisman]

Kettle? Fridge? Freezer? Lights? Various internet and small electronics? Next door's grow lights?

Nothing on, only daughter and me in the house. Both in bed since midnight, only thing that has used my power is the shower, this morning, and she can’t have been in it for 3 hours or more.

 

[minimutly]

Probably lost a days readings due to lightening, and added to the next.
These things are a waste of time - I asked the dick who phoned me about having one read my export cue him telling me I needed a fits meter, waffle waffle. No says I, I have a fits meter , I want your new clever meter to record export so you can pay me for it. Got nowhere, so I told him to stuff it.

 

[Barking Mat]

The benefit for me is never getting a huge bill every 2 or 6 months.

Every 6 months, they notify me they've raised or lowered the monthly DD.

Previously it was estimated, read occasionally, generally resulting in bills.

They don't save you money.