Spiders.

[Morris]

i saw my present incumbent in the van yesterday cobweb on passenger side dash . been there weeks no sign of life then it ran across the dashboard in to the cornertheres one in the outer mirror as well

I have the same in my " heap of *****" Sorrento. Keeps wifey on her toes when she is in it.

 

[brightspark]

the best laugh is the webs on the dash one side and door on the other open the door and it stretches close it and it goes back

 

[mart]

Ripping down a shed today, residents were none to happy

Was it their shed you ripped down.

 

[Eric the chicken]

Was it their shed you ripped down.

Well, as someone said all property is theft, but as far as the spiders were concerned possession is 9/10ths of the law.

 

[Migmac]

Was it their shed you ripped down.

Yup, but I rehoused them in my other shed. No increase in rent, they should be happy

 

[Popcorn]

Will the spiders in the other shed be happy about all the immigrants though ?

 

[brightspark]

Will the spiders in the other shed be happy about all the immigrants though ?

probably not have you ever put a spider in with another i once chucked one in anothers web and it went mental

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Will the spiders in the other shed be happy about all the immigrants though ?

probably not have you ever put a spider in with another i once chucked one in anothers web and it went mental

Fast food,

 

[Migmac]

Will the spiders in the other shed be happy about all the immigrants though ?

They’ll be fine, any trouble from my hairy legged pals and I’ll evict the lot of them

 

[outofthefire]

I really don't mind spiders, when I was building wagons there was a few lads petrified of spiders and I'd put them in my mouth walk up to them open my mouth and let the spider crawl out tarantulas are a lot easy to play with because they're slower than little spiders

 

[mart]

Yup, but I rehoused them in my other shed. No increase in rent, they should be happy

I get that you have housed your neighbours in one of your other sheds, but what about the spiders?

 

[Shox Dr]

This Mister was having a warm infront of the fire. Thats a tumbler size glass over him so 55mm-ish. Shooed behind the sofa, before the dog munched it

 

[colnerov]

A few years ago we had a Collie Retriever cross, if a crane fly came lolloping across the room she would be on it and it would be gone. If spider the same size ran across the floor she would be on it but would spit it out, if it tried again she'd be on it again and again spit it out. Now we've got a spider covered in drool that can't move that we've got to deal with because she's lost interest.

 

[Seadog]

This Mister was having a warm infront of the fire. Thats a tumbler size glass over him so 55mm-ish. Shooed behind the sofa, before the dog munched it
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Back in the 80s we had one of these amble across the lino, I swear we could hear its boots
Now. spiders have quite a few eyes, but this one ran headlong into the nose of one of our GSDs. Spider stops, dog, boss-eyed, looks at it, spider carries on its way in another direction. Dog goes back to sleep.

 

[minimutly]

same here. Biggest Ive seen was in by a pool (Cyprus) mentioned it pool side, 'Oh they are ok'. No you need to come look at this one. Turned out to be some type of Tarantula. It was bigger than my mates Pink Knee and that thing covered his hand

Yeah, I've pulled a massive dead one out of a pool in Cyprus, big hairy thing...

 

[Wedg1e]

I get quite a few spiders as there's a field next door, but this year in particular there seems to be a woodlouse epidemic.
I get up in the morning and there are dead ones scattered about the place, just randomly in the middle of a room.
Did they set off and just expire en route, or did Harry the spider catch them in the act?
There is such a thing as a woodlouse spider, but I have yet to see one. Must be fatter than Chubby Brown going by the corpses.

Woodlouse spider - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

...and 'they have been known to bite humans'.

 

[Migmac]

This Mister was having a warm infront of the fire. Thats a tumbler size glass over him so 55mm-ish. Shooed behind the sofa, before the dog munched it
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Poor wee spider

 

[Popcorn]

I get quite a few spiders as there's a field next door, but this year in particular there seems to be a woodlouse epidemic.
I get up in the morning and there are dead ones scattered about the place, just randomly in the middle of a room.
Did they set off and just expire en route, or did Harry the spider catch them in the act?
There is such a thing as a woodlouse spider, but I have yet to see one. Must be fatter than Chubby Brown going by the corpses.

Woodlouse spider - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

...and 'they have been known to bite humans'.

Spiders have an Exoskeleton which they shed to grow. so that's probably what your seeing.

 

[Wedg1e]

Spiders have an Exoskeleton which they shed to grow. so that's probably what your seeing.

I think you misunderstood: it's dead woodlice I have everywhere!