Self-help or my barbarism.

[Sergei Slovenija]

Get a giraffe to lick it. Seriously.

I'm afraid to fall down the ladder. Do giraffes like bananas as bait?

 

[MattF]

Crack the egg (eat the good bits)
Rinse the shell (boiled and cooled water) pick a bit of membrane out and slap on the wound.
If you can only get small bits out (it's hard with one hand not working properly) then just stick multiple small bits in there
Make sure the wound is clean first!
Ideally get it on as soon after the injury as possible. After its stopped bleeding but before it's gone dry. If it's still looking wet 12hrs after you can stick another later on.

Honestly. The stuff you learn on this forum.

 

[Onoff]

Honestly. The stuff you learn on this forum.

Skin welding, it's a thing.

Laser skin welding: in vivo tensile strength and wound healing results - PubMed

Our welding technique produced higher weld strengths and less thermal damage than reported in previous skin welding studies and may represent an alternative to sutures.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

Skin welding, it's a thing.

Laser skin welding: in vivo tensile strength and wound healing results - PubMed

Our welding technique produced higher weld strengths and less thermal damage than reported in previous skin welding studies and may represent an alternative to sutures.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

I ate a torn off fingerprint so that hackers would not use it

 

[DAPPH]

Be a man and dip it in some fine ground salt , it is a marvelous antiseptic , astringent and healing agent .


In the mid 1950's my dad had the skin off the top of his skull torn off in a four inch patch hinged at the left side when the buckle on a thrashing set drum drive belt jumped the drive pulley & smacked his head through his cap with about 12 pounds of brass buckle , The farmer & farm hands grabbed hold of dad as one of the farm hands ran 100 yards to the farmers wife for the kitchen salt box .

Dad's words to me when I was thirty was, " I think it hurt a bit but I was so knocked out I don't really recall the sting , he was shipped off to the nearest hospital with two clean boiled baby's nappies over the wound & replaced salted skin flap in the farmers Austin 7 car.. Surgeons reckoned it was about the best thing they could have done , dad said it healed beautifully .

 

[JEZGUZ]

I got something like your wound about 40 years ago, I managed to slice the pad of my finger with a rather sharp knife. Down to A&E to get patched up, the nurse threw the bit I'd cut off away, the surgeon wasn't impressed by that as he could have stitched it back on. Ended up taking a skingraft from the inside of my forearm and sticking it to the finger with about 10 stitches. I'm left with a pale square on my inner forearm and a weird finger print which " granulated" and bits would come adrift as time went on, it also went super sensitive and picking things up was painful, soon learnt not to use it, still don't to this day. Best of luck sorting it out.

 

[MetalMonkey]

I dislike going to the doctors and try to avoid them where possible, but there comes a point where a man has to know his limitations.
Electrical?, Yes. Mechanical?, Sure. Squishy biological bits? - I'll leave that stuff to the Doc.

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

I got something like your wound about 40 years ago, I managed to slice the pad of my finger with a rather sharp knife. Down to A&E to get patched up, the nurse threw the bit I'd cut off away, the surgeon wasn't impressed by that as he could have stitched it back on. Ended up taking a skingraft from the inside of my forearm and sticking it to the finger with about 10 stitches. I'm left with a pale square on my inner forearm and a weird finger print which " granulated" and bits would come adrift as time went on, it also went super sensitive and picking things up was painful, soon learnt not to use it, still don't to this day. Best of luck sorting it out.

The hemostatic powder created a thick crust on top of the meat. And now the bandage does not stick to the wound. I will allow my cells to begin tissue regeneration, according to the DNA software. The active substance has a regenerative function on collagen. I'll look at the dynamics of healing, it's interesting.

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

I dislike going to the doctors and try to avoid them where possible, but there comes a point where a man has to know his limitations.
Electrical?, Yes. Mechanical?, Sure. Squishy biological bits? - I'll leave that stuff to the Doc.

So far, it feels like this is not the moment where a sewing needle is needed in the hands of a surgeon. No pain.

 

[DAPPH]

The hemostatic powder created a thick crust on top of the meat. And now the bandage does not stick to the wound. I will allow my cells to begin tissue regeneration, according to the DNA software. The active substance has a regenerative function on collagen. I'll look at the dynamics of healing, it's interesting.

for 10 or more years in India , the surgeons are using the skins off big boiled potatoes ( sterile } to make artificial breathable skin till the underneath heals ..especially for burns victims.

 

[Popcorn]

Turmeric powder, it's antiseptic and supposed to aid healing

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

for 10 or more years in India , the surgeons are using the skins off big boiled potatoes ( sterile } to make artificial breathable skin till the underneath heals ..especially for burns victims.

All the same, I rely on the miracle of European medicine.

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

Turmeric powder, it's antiseptic and supposed to aid healing

I drink nanocurcumin if my body hurts from work.

 

[Popcorn]

Hmm that's quite interesting @Sergei Slovenija the sceptic in me is just saying nanocurmin is a way the big conglomerates can sell you a natural product at a profit.
Think I'll still get some to try and see how it compares.

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

Hmm that's quite interesting @Sergei Slovenija the sceptic in me is just saying nanocurmin is a way the big conglomerates can sell you a natural product at a profit.
Think I'll still get some to try and see how it compares.

However, we see curcumin oil concentrate dissolving in water, with droplets smaller than 50 nanometers. This allows curcumin, bypassing the bile-fat cycle, to be absorbed through the walls of the epithelium of the stomach and intestines, directly. Sort of like that. The dose is less, the effect is better. It helps me with pain in the hands, caused, for example, by angle grinders, etc. problems with body pain. And I don't remember the last time I had a cold, fever, snot, cough and all that.

 

[dobbslc]

This stuff sounds interesting.

 

[Popcorn]

You see this is what I mean, all that comes from the manufactures of nanocurmin.
But if they really know what they're talking about they would know that bile is used to break down fats and vitamins to be absorbed by the small intestines. So what is the point in bypassing it.
I suppose if it gives you the run's it wouldn't have time to be absorbed, but then all you need to do is alter the amount your taking so it doesn't go straight through.

 

[Guineafowl]

That will have to heal by ‘second intention’, as it’s called. From the edges in.

Keep it clean and protected with dressings, changed twice daily (more frequently in the first few days) and you’ll be surprised how quickly it goes.

 

[500e]

Hemostatic powder Is that what is now used in battlefield dressings ?

 

[Sergei Slovenija]

You see this is what I mean, all that comes from the manufactures of nanocurmin.
But if they really know what they're talking about they would know that bile is used to break down fats and vitamins to be absorbed by the small intestines. So what is the point in bypassing it.
I suppose if it gives you the run's it wouldn't have time to be absorbed, but then all you need to do is alter the amount your taking so it doesn't go straight through.

Traditional Indian recipe: boiling the crushed root in milk (milk fat) + black pepper alkaloid Piperin (as I understand it, to speed up the bile cycle). The absorption of curcumin even with this approach seems to be a couple of percent out of 100, if not less. AND
The original root must be consumed, probably hundreds of grams per day, to get interesting effects or eat curry for decades and every day. I am not ready for such feats and such gastronomy.