Pork scratchings

[marlinspike]

I don't often eat crisps but scampi and lemon Nik Naks are my top choice. I want pork scratchings now though.

 

[Wozzaaah]

I buy bags of Simmons pork scratchings from the butcher, by far the best I've ever had but you do need to be careful if you've got dodgy teeth.

 

[Wozzaaah]

@mtt.tr yes. Hairy bits. Proper pork scratchings

Simmon's Pork Scratchings 48 x 50g Individual Bags Traditional Taste : Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

Simmon's Pork Scratchings 48 x 50g Individual Bags Traditional Taste : Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

www.amazon.co.uk

Hairy bits you say..... is this one hairy enough?
Found in a bag of Mr Porky's a few years back, none of us would eat it.

 

[Parm]

Hairy bits you say..... is this one hairy enough?
Found in a bag of Mr Porky's a few years back, none of us would eat it.
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Thats the best one. You get extra salt on the hairs. Delicious

 

[Kayos]

I’m not a big snack person, but, recently I’ve rediscovered Seabrookes Salt n Vinegar crisps

Made in Bradford, teach you southerners a thing or 2, I tell thee

 

[Wozzaaah]

Slightly off-topic but I also had this thing fall out of a bag of Lidl sea salt and cracked black pepper crisps.....

 

[Kayos]

Slightly off-topic but I also had this thing fall out of a bag of Lidl sea salt and cracked black pepper crisps.....
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Did it taste nice?

 

[Wozzaaah]

Did it taste nice?

I can't remember if I licked it or not.
My mate said it was just a lump of the coating that builds up inside the flavouring drum.

 

[Kayos]

I can't remember if I licked it or not.
My mate said it was just a lump of the coating that builds up inside the flavouring drum.

You definitely licked it

 

[Parm]

Made in Bradford, teach you southerners a thing or 2, I tell thee

Think we need to discuss this north south thing again, perhaps over breakfast

But I’m not drinking the night before........

 

[Kayos]

Think we need to discuss this north south thing again, perhaps over breakfast

But I’m not drinking the night before........

Not drinking or not letting me chose the drinks?

 

[Parm]

Not drinking or not letting me chose the drinks?

Both. Every time I meet a northerner my head hurts and breakfast doesn’t taste nice

 

[Barking Mat]

Hairy bits you say..... is this one hairy enough?
Found in a bag of Mr Porky's a few years back, none of us would eat it.
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That's a testicle.

 

[Danez]

felt like i won the lottery when i discovered this hula tube in my cheese and onion hula hoops

 

[Wozzaaah]

Like when you were a kid and found 4 shreddies joined together.

 

[Barking Mat]

felt like i won the lottery when i discovered this hula tube in my cheese and onion hula hoops

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In all my days of hula hoop eating, I have never seen one that big.

I hope you went out and bought a lottery ticket.

 

[pawsnizzy]

Many years ago, whilst having a beer with one of my mates, he bought a bag of scratchings, of which there were on 2 in the bag - one was very large, and you could read the 'ANIS' from the Danish bacon logo on it. He didn't fancy eating it for some unknown reason

 

[Tigman]

You need some Chipsticks. Addictive.

Asdas beef flavoured chipsticks are the business !

 

[Parm]

I’m just back from having some pork scratchings. Had to have a pint too

 

[Moose McAlpine]

Asdas beef flavoured chipsticks are the business !

My good sir, you have piqued my interest. I'm going past Asda tomorrow and will have a butcher's.