Parking Clowns

[Pigeon_Droppings2]

I use my Volvo for exactly the same reason...never ever go to a supermarket in my new car!

What's funny is people look at my beaten up Volvo and judge that I can't afford a new car...and I look at their new car and judge that they can't afford a new car and a second beaten up car for the supermarket run

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

I regular park half way across 2 bays to stop ringpieces parking close and bumping there door on my van had someone say one day do you normally park like that . YEP all the time to stop ass holes like you hitting it and I walk off

Tbh I need to use 4 bays So I can get out of my door and park without 1.5m of my van sticking into the road

 

[angellonewolf]

A friend of mine has a beat up up ex-MOD Landrover.

No one ever parks next to him or comes close whilst going round roundabouts.

theres a good benefit of having an old car yesterday went on to a roundabout there was a que of traffic on the 3rd exit coming across from the 2nd i pulled round and qued up to enter the waiting traffic now ive not just over taken the long line of traffic like half the people trying to push in you can clearly see the way the car is angled where i come from but 4 or 5 cars just driving on not giving an inch so i wait.after a few more a new 2019 car comes to a stop leaving about half a cars lenth at this point hes seen what hes done and then moved again closing up the gap to about a foot i seen red and pushed my nose of my car in the foot gap and when the cars moved then pulled in to the line of traffic and put my hand up to wave thanks

now i then had 3 cars try to push in after overtaking the long line of trafffic they never got in front of me

 

[fixerupper]

Its like NCP here.

Bob

I worked for NCP one summer when I was a student I was 19 or 20 ..I did the night shift 4 till midnight ...left my days free and still earned a few quid ..result .. just about every evening a youngish bobby drove in, in a morris 1000 police car (remember them) He would stop at the kiosk on his way in and then drive up the I think four stories of the carpark.... I could here him thrashing the little thing up the ramps around the top floor and then back down and out giving me a thumbs up as he gunned it past me sat in the box ...anyway one night he rolled it on the roof .. he came down looking sheepish ..Er can I use your phone ...next week he was on a bike ...

 

[Pigeon_Droppings2]

I like it when they assume my Volvo is slow ...and try to push me around in their euro boxes....2.5T petrol with 210bhp!

Also it's the look on their faces when they realise it's a long car...a very long car...it's longer than the remaining length of their lane that disappearing

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

I like it when they assume my Volvo is slow ...and try to push me around in their euro boxes....2.5T petrol with 210bhp!

Also it's the look on their faces when they realise it's a long car...a very long car...it's longer than the remaining length of their lane that disappearing

Had a T5r as a workvan. Remember some twit in a V8 Audi undercutting people at lights and junctions to try and beat the traffic.

He ended up on the nearside to me at the lights
Look on his face was priceless as I took off like a rocket.