I don't want to make you Jealous, but...

[cardiffrob]

Whilst the wife is away in Rome on Holiday, I've had...

Red hot Chilli Con Carne 3 times,
Red Hot Curry twice,
A 5-Rasher Bacon-and-Egg Banjo twice,
Made 300 rounds of Ammo whilst sat at the Dining Table,
Eaten 3 Mini Swiss Rolls at one sitting.
Purchased and drunk an expensive bottle of rather yummy Vino,
Run my Whitworth spanners and sockets through the Dishwasher,
Repeatedly broken wind loudly and without showing remorse of any kind.

What have you done recently that would make us all jealous??

 

[Bullet2012]

Red hot Chilli Con Carne 3 times,
Red Hot Curry twice,

Remember to move the bog roll from the fridge before she gets home

 

[Richiew]

Maybe open a window too. You can't smell your own after a while.

 

[Scalarocco]

What have you done recently that would make us all jealous??

I can't even get close to that! I thought I'd done well to get a 14" pizza all to myself on Tuesday, but your roundup of achievements is fantastic. Just hope your missus doesn't read the forum, or you could be in for a frosty homecoming!

 

[cardiffrob]

Cillit Bang, Toilet Duck, a scouring pad and a Yankee Candle.

She'll never know what went on.

 

[gaz1]

Whilst the wife is away in Rome on Holiday, I've had...

She'll never know what went on.

and neither will you, while the mrs enjoys the locals over there might as well enjoy a little bit of romance while there

 

[slim_boy_fat]

@cardiffrob Pah! You've just discovered life as all we 'born again' bachelors live it.

 

[Blobber]

Hope she doesnt come back to this!!

 

[atomant48]

achievements

 

[MattF]

@cardiffrob Pah! You've just discovered life as all we 'born again' bachelors live it.

Ain't that the truth. Pure bliss, permanently.

 

[roofman]

Hope she doesnt come back to this!!
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Duck apple for the Mother-in-law blindfolded...

 

[Johnnybravo]

Hope she doesnt come back to this!!
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That lamb curry needs a bit of seasoning

 

[optima21]

for times like this there used to be the yellow pages

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

A 5-Rasher Bacon-and-Egg Banjo

6 is the perfect number. 3 each way.

Needs black pudding to be a perfect sarnie.

 

[Scalarocco]

6 is the perfect number. 3 each way.

Needs black pudding to be a perfect sarnie.

Brown sauce is a must too.

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

Brown sauce is a must too.

Na. Brown sauce in a bacon only.

But the egg negates the need for sauce imo.

 

[ukracer]

Whilst the wife is away in Rome on Holiday, I've had...

Red hot Chilli Con Carne 3 times,
Red Hot Curry twice,
A 5-Rasher Bacon-and-Egg Banjo twice,
Made 300 rounds of Ammo whilst sat at the Dining Table,
Eaten 3 Mini Swiss Rolls at one sitting.
Purchased and drunk an expensive bottle of rather yummy Vino,
Run my Whitworth spanners and sockets through the Dishwasher,
Repeatedly broken wind loudly and without showing remorse of any kind.

What have you done recently that would make us all jealous??

Why can't you do that when she is home??

 

[Memmeddu]

Whilst the wife is away in Rome on Holiday, I've had...

Red hot Chilli Con Carne 3 times,
Red Hot Curry twice,
A 5-Rasher Bacon-and-Egg Banjo twice,
Made 300 rounds of Ammo whilst sat at the Dining Table,
Eaten 3 Mini Swiss Rolls at one sitting.
Purchased and drunk an expensive bottle of rather yummy Vino,
Run my Whitworth spanners and sockets through the Dishwasher,
Repeatedly broken wind loudly and without showing remorse of any kind.

What have you done recently that would make us all jealous??

Got my dream car for free

 

[Memmeddu]

Why can't you do that when she is home??

She would most likely kill him

 

[redlig]

Whilst the wife is away in Rome on Holiday, I've had...

Red hot Chilli Con Carne 3 times,
Red Hot Curry twice,
A 5-Rasher Bacon-and-Egg Banjo twice,
Made 300 rounds of Ammo whilst sat at the Dining Table,
Eaten 3 Mini Swiss Rolls at one sitting.
Purchased and drunk an expensive bottle of rather yummy Vino,
Run my Whitworth spanners and sockets through the Dishwasher,
Repeatedly broken wind loudly and without showing remorse of any kind.

What have you done recently that would make us all jealous??

Quick!! Cancel the return ticket . On the other hand just think.'When in Rome,,,,,,,,,,"