Cold Caller Charity Scammers

[brightspark]

Why answer the door any one important has a key?
My neighbour is in his 80's he tells them to come back when his Dad is in

a long wait then

 

[Arc Tourist]

A very nice view and i totally understand it, God bless you...

Unfortunately, I was brought up in a religious environment, but I found my way out. May the force be with you.

 

[ajlelectronics]

I had a chap come in the shop from Save the Children. I asked him where the money went and he told me African children will benefit. I offered a handsome donation provided it was spent on contraception. He wasn't best pleased.

Just to elucidate, our conversation had started around why they were needing charity and he told me that they have big families out there. I enquired why they would keep popping them out when they were so poor. Hence my comment.

Also it's interesting to notice that 'starving' people on the adverts tend to all sport nice pieces of jewellery. ;-)

 

[ronan]

I had a chap come in the shop from Save the Children. I asked him where the money went and he told me African children will benefit. I offered a handsome donation provided it was spent on contraception. He wasn't best pleased.

 

[stuvy]

I was in Seville a few years back an old haggard witch waddled over with an SMA baby formula and asked me to donate for her baby

When I asked how old it was and why she didn’t have it with her she cursed me... I didn’t worry As just like her baby it’s not real

 

[Robotstar5]

We had cold calling Mormans calling at our previous address, my wife opened the door to them, now our cottage the floor level was down one step from the outside. So ding dong, wife opens door, Mormon looks in sees wife about a foot down without realising & says in an American accent “is your mommy in” wife says no & shuts the door. My wife was probably late 30s at the time!

She should have introduced herself as Joyce McKinney

 

[Gritineye]

Wife likes to discus the merrits of paganism with them. You can see them itching to leave. Especially when they note the pentogram tattoo

I just tell the "god made me an atheist"

 

[stuvy]

She should have introduced herself as Joyce McKinney

Lucky sod

 

[brightspark]

She should have introduced herself as Joyce McKinney

corr I wouldn't turn that one away she tied the missionary to the bed and he had to wrestle with his conscience Christ there wouldnt be any need to tie me up tie me down to stop me getting to her more like

 

[slim_boy_fat]

corr I wouldn't turn that one away she tied the missionary to the bed and he had to wrestle with his conscience Christ there wouldnt be any need to tie me up tie me down to stop me getting to her more like

If these are her parents, Mum doesn't look best pleased.....

 

[Greeves246]

I used to have a Blood Transfusion Service Give Blood sticker on the door window. Jehovas Witnesses never knocked on the door . Greeves 246.

 

[brightspark]

we were working on a job and 4 vans outside and the door knockers went next door both sides and missed us outi was gutted

 

[jinjahbiscuit]

I used to have a Blood Transfusion Service Give Blood sticker on the door window. Jehovas Witnesses never knocked on the door . Greeves 246.

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