Brit Destroyer Sails Along Russian Coast???

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

What took us so long? We're slipping

Lucky no one mentioned the golden rivet.

 

[Stueeee]

they should never filled in Offa’s dyke

Surely there's been enough controversy on this thread without raising LGBT issues?

 

[James1979]

For a prostate exam

It’s worse when he says “look no hands”

 

[daleyd]

It’s worse when he says “look no hands”

Take your trousers off and place them over there………just next to mine.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Take your trousers off and place them over there………just next to mine.

Spoken from experience?

 

[pawsnizzy]

A hand on each shoulder

 

[Parm]

Right you lot, while you’ve been busy taking the pee (which isn’t an issue for me) I’ve been busy

 

[Bullet2012]

Right you lot, while you’ve been busy taking the pee (which isn’t an issue for me) I’ve been busy

Is the printer working ?

 

[Parm]

Is the printer working ?

See my other thread

 

[Parm]

And I will arrange examinations of you all, however you I won’t lie and say it won’t hurt

my burley Russian nurse friend is getting ready .........

 

[daleyd]

I had just finished my prostrate examination the other day, the doctor walked out - then the nurse walked in and said the words no one needs to hear - “who was that guy?”

 

[James1979]

Should be in the ‘today I acquired’ thread but this week got my seaman’s medical renewed. Due to retirement, I have a new doctor doing it.

He did not want to inspect ‘as per above’ in this thread

I am either a) concerned he wasn’t doing his job properly or b) concerned the previous guy was a tad enthusiastic in the performance of his job.

At least with b I got my money’s worth.

 

[MattF]

I'm just trying to resist the wordplay on seaman.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

I'm just trying to resist the wordplay on seaman.

Just swallow your pride and go for it.

 

[Barking Mat]

Someone has left the top secret documents about the mission at a bus stop in Kent

I may need to adjust my tinfoil hat

That briefcase, also had my sandwiches and a scotch egg in it...

I'm hungry and missing my lunch. Bugger.

 

[Parm]

I'm just trying to resist the wordplay on seaman.

Since when has your lack of resistance preventEd you from saying anything

 

[Barking Mat]

Since when has your lack of resistance preventEd you from saying anything

Recently resigned politicians with slogans like 'eating out, to help out...'

 

[Parm]

Recently resigned politicians with slogans like 'eating out, to help out...'

He only led by example..........

 

[Munkul]

He only used the Barney Stinson set of rules, which are hard fixed rules set in stone... "unless she's hot"

 

[Wildatlanticwelder]

The vast majority of British colonies benefited from higher living standards, law and order, and many advantages which, in Africa especially, seem to have vanished since independence. The Empire did far more good than harm

Sorry i couldnt let that sit like that..
Were the empire doing good burning down my city and killing its lord mayor because 'the irish are a strange lot as they refuse to be british'

Caused harm in eire for 1000 years and still trying to cause trouble by the exit.

Im not bitter but im astounded by the lack of knowledge of our history, and its not just here either, the man who drew the line tru india divided a peaceful co-existance into a them and us situation between india and pakistan.

Or the fact the uk navy have used the luisitanias wreck site for target practice ... something to hide? That was a mass grave that should have been protected

Read a book on the rolling stones, when they came to ireland , they went for a bit of a tour , brian jones upset a local shopkeeper who grabbed brian by the nuts and pointed out the window at the remains of a church.. he told him .. churchills balls done that to that church , just wait till you see what ill do to yours

Apoligies for the political , we will all behave now and have a hug