Am I looking for a unicorn

[Erie Fred]

What you need an F-150....."has an 8' bed that never needs to be made..."...

Seriously, Nissan makes made a "Full size pickup" was supposed to compete with the big 3, has a 5.0 liter v-8 Cummins
in it. Maybe still made offshore ? made until 2019, maybe a clean used one ?

 

[Olderisbetter]

My mate has a 2004 merc sprinter 4x4 with air con and a few factory options, it covers 90% of his needs, for the other 10% he has a toyota yaris £20 a year tax and good on fuel, it's the closest he has got to having a all round set up