practical jokes

[BrokenBiker]

Wedg1e, the same prank was done in Trinity college in the centre of Dublin too, same car and old Austin 7. I believed they swiped the car and knocked it down to its big bits and manhandled it onto the roof.

A trick i have seen done several times is a tiny, 2mm or so hole drilled into the base of someones favourite mug, and return it to the canteen shelf. Mind you this can lead to acts of violent aggression in revenge. No one likes their brew being interfered with

The cup trick was done a lot where I used to work, but the hole was plugged with wax...would take about a minute for it to melt so usually just after they had finished making it and were carrying it back to their machine...

 

[mcostello]

Guy at work put His Mountain Dew (soda) in a snow bank to chill it for lunch. We got another can and poured some of it around His can and told Him a dog had wizzed on it. He thought it over for a sec and drank it anyhow.

 

[Cobbler]

A trick i have seen done several times is a tiny, 2mm or so hole drilled into the base of someones favourite mug, and return it to the canteen shelf. Mind you this can lead to acts of violent aggression in revenge. No one likes their brew being interfered with

That was done to me at my first job aged 16, except they blocked the hole up with wax. A few minutes into your tea break, the wax melted & tea all down you. They used to make the hole with one of those old Champion plug sandblasters, hold the mug over it & the sand would bore straight through it.

EDIT I see BB beat me to it.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

When I was at school, the janitor had one of these, some of the lads lifted it up and set it on top of a wall 3' off the ground - janny wasn't best pleased.....

 

[tomsutton529]

For legal reasons I can't post any of my pranks.

 

[brightspark]

Guy at work put His Mountain Dew (soda) in a snow bank to chill it for lunch. We got another can and poured some of it around His can and told Him a dog had wizzed on it. He thought it over for a sec and drank it anyhow.

nowt like takin the pi////ss

 

[slim_boy_fat]

^^ One of life's basic rules - never eat yellow snow.

 

[Gareth0123]

When I was at Brooksby Agricultural College back in 1980 one night my class of 12 apprentices stripped a Massey Ferguson 565 down and took it through a standard class room door way, rebuilt it and had it running before leaving it for the night.............. the following morning Mr Stern, the college principle was not amused and all our employers were informed of our night of mis-behaviour.

My practical joke coup de gras came about completely by accident back in 1988 when I was an Ag-mech for Burgess Farm Industries in Melton Mowbray. I was putting on my overalls one morning after doing my time sheets and we had a very attractive young blond 18 year old Youth Opportunities girl called Karen working in the office. Every morning she came down from the office to the canteen to collect the time sheets and every morning she would brag about what she'd been up to with her boyfriend the night before. One morning she caught me just right, I'd just put on my overalls and had pumped some barrier cream into the palm of my right hand before rubbing it in to both of them. Karen began to recount the night before and for some unknown reason I put my hand in my overalls pocket, and that is when I realised I still had barrier cream in the palm of my hand. So I put my left hand in my other pocket and simulated playing with myself inside my overalls. Just as she got to the climax of her previous night's adventure, I rolled my eyes, sighed loudly and pulled my right hand out of my pocket and then I inspected the barrier cream still in my palm, Karen took one look at me and then at the barrier cream in my palm and she fainted ... a straight down felled tree type of faint; I've never seen anyone collapse like that before or since.

 

[Keith 66]

That is truly awesome, did you get arrested?

Some years ago we had a chinese night at the club, there was quite a bit of takeaway food left over so we took it home. Next morning a crowd of us were working on a boat so it was cold chinese for lunch, my old lurcher dog helped himself to a large carton of chow mein & mixed vegetables then 5 minutes later barfed it all up. I scooped it back up into the carton & blow me it didnt look much different to before! (Just a bit warmer) Along comes a mate a few minutes later & sez, "Is there any chinese left", of course i said " i think theres some left in the back of the van help yourself ".
Well he was sitting there spoon in his hand just about to tuck in when someone told him. The look on his face was a picture, would have been even better if he had eaten it!