Migmac
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Reminds of the story about a wife, whose husband was a keen gardener and had been plagued by moles in his garden.
One day she rushed into the house, all excited & breathless, shouting "I've caught the mole on the grass". Husband: "What have you done with it?"
Wife: "I put a bucket over it"......![]()
OK, I'll get my coat![]()
Thanks, I’ve now got an iPad needing cleaned. Shouldn’t read and drink coffee at the same time!

The rates here are extortionate @ £ 4,000 pa
opened the door and couldn't get it out as it had to come out backwards and all the spikes were stopping it
.so I just cut the trap up and got it out
opened the window and got the gun out of the bog and shot it