The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Apart from dealing with fools and idiotic customers. I almost killed 3, but a full English saved lives.
First item.
Charcoal BBQ, customers returned as it was not suitable.
So it was left in the returns shed and now ended up in my mobile skip.

Missing parts have bean ordered and will be sent out free post.
Item 2


Webb Petrol lawn mower, again customers return as they could not get it to work.
I have not had a chance to try it, but what fuel in there looks red. Oh well. I even got the box it came in.
My plans for those two items?
BBQ Men In Shed fun days or what even comes up.
I will not be cooking, only eating.
Lawn mower?
Allotment Group do need one, if they offer me £££££. I will take it. If I get it going.

A Purple tools shed, in the back ground, a pile of fire wood.
The Purple Tool shed I paid £10 for, but I have bean after one for a friend for a few months now.
Oh yes a slide.
Why?
Simple
It was free.
First item.
Charcoal BBQ, customers returned as it was not suitable.
So it was left in the returns shed and now ended up in my mobile skip.

Missing parts have bean ordered and will be sent out free post.
Item 2


Webb Petrol lawn mower, again customers return as they could not get it to work.
I have not had a chance to try it, but what fuel in there looks red. Oh well. I even got the box it came in.
My plans for those two items?
BBQ Men In Shed fun days or what even comes up.
I will not be cooking, only eating.
Lawn mower?
Allotment Group do need one, if they offer me £££££. I will take it. If I get it going.

A Purple tools shed, in the back ground, a pile of fire wood.
The Purple Tool shed I paid £10 for, but I have bean after one for a friend for a few months now.
Oh yes a slide.
Why?
Simple
It was free.