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I must get around to showing you the tiles in the kitchen. They have images like that on them!
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. Must unearth my Dad's one and give it some TLC. 
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I ain't pure then.
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@The_Yellow_Ardvark my missus just looked over at your doodle and said "I can't see any stick figures, all I can see is a woman. Does that mean I'm a lesbian ?"
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I could not resist adding this old gem;
An old American Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USAF uniform and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Hopefully not too far off topic. . . . . .
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All I see can is a cow looking over a window sill.
snap, here are mine with my propane burner fittings. they are about 15" long, the bent one is home made (cant remember what it needed to be bent for) but the other one was £2 from a car boot sale, one of my rare purchases from them
......thinking about it, my only other purchase from a car boot is the Sievert blowtorch handle (in the picture above), it was brand new in original packaging for £4, and would have cost me over £40 to buy in a shop.
