Blobber
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You can get pills now!Wait...what... How do you make it last a few hours?![]()
You can get pills now!Wait...what... How do you make it last a few hours?![]()
And injections, 4 to 1 sand & cement!You can get pills now!
Sensate & focus according to my rehab physio teams .
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No ......... it actually works when employed along side a herbal hemp tea & two sugars .Is that the same as the "cognitive and spacial" so beloved of psychometric tests?![]()

Never buy SWMBO flowers, 'what have you been up to?', 'who with?', 'you must have done something!', 'that tart from accounts?'.a bunch of flowers given nicely wrapped by you unannounced
A mate of mine got back from work, went upstairs, changed and shouted to his other half "I'm just nipping out for a bit"Mine just thinks I've bought another bike!
funny how they alway know when you are up to no good ?A mate of mine got back from work, went upstairs, changed and shouted to his other half "I'm just nipping out for a bit"
She replied by shouting "You mean that your going to look at a motorbike and buy it with that money which is in your back pocket"
He said he had literally just put the money in there whilst upstairs and she was downstairs... yet she was spot on - how do they always know!!

About £100 per hour for out-calls. I'm toldMine just thinks I've bought another bike!

They don't miss a trick. Worse than the faffn F.B.I
Give over! Saturday night, her shouting at the telly, berating the judges on Strictly. As I sat there I had a full blown genuine vision and saw a pint hovering in front of the telly...her voice faded (a bit).
Up I got, hi-viz on and straight up the pub. 2 hours and 4 pints later I walked back in. I mentioned something the landlady had said and SWMBO said "Have you been up the pub?"
My lad said "I thought he was in the garage!"
SWMBO said "I looked but the light wasn't on".
So new plan, turn garage light on, go to pub.

Sometimes it's a steep learning curve.![]()
Yes.Would I be right in saying that's a 5x31 bright zinc plated chain?
You obviously left it too late in the relationship to give them as well as letting her watch those godawful soaps to get that sort of response .Never buy SWMBO flowers, 'what have you been up to?', 'who with?', 'you must have done something!', 'that tart from accounts?'.
