wife has a £650.00 facial today.....

[Cobbler]

Probably some kind of draw string thingy.

Adjustable then

 

[pedrobedro]

My girlfriend has started telling me I need to pluck my eyebrows. The extent of the effort I put into my appearance is getting my hair cut probably twice a year and that's really just because I don't like it getting in my eyes.

I run over my hair with the Remington and a 6mm cutter then do my eyebrows with the same, usually once a month is enough When you get to my age you are not so fussy. A chap I used to work with was losing his thatch and went in for implants, only so many worked and he looked like a cabbage patch doll.

 

[RichardM]

Wife went for a micro needle with RF treatment today, came back a bit red in the face, had to drive there with numbing cream all over her face covered with clingfilm, people pay good money for that!

If she can't talk at the moment buy some more tools

 

[Cobbler]

There was someone at work that had obviously had a transplant, the thing was, he lost the original hair but the transplants remained. There were lots of little tufts all over his bonce, the trouble was, you couldn’t help staring at it.

 

[duncans]

My girlfriend has started telling me I need to pluck my eyebrows. The extent of the effort I put into my appearance is getting my hair cut probably twice a year and that's really just because I don't like it getting in my eyes.

she will be telling you to get rid of the nasal hair also hahaha

 

[MattF]

she will be telling you to get rid of the nasal hair also hahaha

It's easier to just get shut of the girlfriend.

 

[Morrisman]

Trust me, you do not want a picture; what has been seen can not be unseen.

I can most definitely relate.

 

[fadcode]

It reminds me of Wayne Rooney alias Shrek, he paid a fortune for a transplant on the fromt, and started to go bald at the back, I am not sure he knows it though, as he can't see it in the mirror, and Collette won't tell him as she thinks it will put other women off.

 

[Olderisbetter]

If i had 6k spare to change my looks i would spend it on tools and have a nice grin on my face for a long time.. when you are with someone for life you know looks fade but personality just gets better.

 

[MattF]

...when you are with someone for life you know looks fade but personality just gets better.

I really tried to keep a straight face whilst reading that. Honest.