What's the daftest thing you've been asked to do.

[dobbslc]

Ouch!
But I wasn't defending their actual driving

 

[8ob]

Got asked to get a cat out of a tree, it had been up there for a few days. Spent about an hour and a half chasing this thing around the canopy of a massive oak, got it in the end

Bob

 

[Gragson]

I got asked once if I could lift a pallet up to the freezer blowers on my reach truck, they had shrink wrapped the shop steward to it.
I did it with pleasure, he was an a1 A*se

 

[mtt.tr]

Got asked to get a cat out of a tree, it had been up there for a few days. Spent about an hour and a half chasing this thing around the canopy of a massive oak, got it in the end

Bob

Catapult next time

 

[dobbslc]

They do seem to like oak!

 

[ajlelectronics]

I've just emailed Westminster Council and volunteered to shoot the pigeons if they supply the cartridges. Waiting for the OK.

Even in jest, that is a sick statement to make.

 

[Tangledfeet]

To apply and massage baby oil into a rather well endowed young lady's chest area... like I really needed asking!

* awaits removal of comment and a place on the naughty step...

 

[ajlelectronics]

Catapult next time

And another distasteful comment. How would you like to be on the receiving end of such a weapon?

 

[God mode restorations]

The daftest thing I was asked to do was during my 20 plus years as a groundwork engineer was to put up 2way temporary traffic lights on a 3 way roundabout!!!!

 

[Gragson]

The daftest thing I was asked to do was during my 20 plus years as a groundwork engineer was to put up 2way temporary traffic lights on a 3 way roundabout!!!!

Did you video the ensuing chaos

 

[God mode restorations]

Did you video the ensuing chaos

You could imagine it. I asked about what the other drivers on the 3rd way ate going to do. He replied put the lights up and angle them so both ways can see it. I shant repeat my reply to the fn idiot

 

[mtt.tr]

And another distasteful comment. How would you like to be on the receiving end of such a weapon?

I'm disappointed that would falsely believe that is within my nature, so strongly the extent that you could not consider the idea that I was not being serious