What the ever loving f......?!

[Cato]

A young bloke turned up to visit next door in an Audi RS7. I'd guess £40 -£50k? It's covered in what is presumably a wrap, and it's suede. My wife saw it and used that slightly hushed questioning tone which is normally reserved for when I've done/said something that's exceeded social norms by some significant measure, "Is that? Is that car covered in suede?"

No accounting for taste I suppose.

 

[Arc Tourist]

Pimp Car ?

 

[brightspark]

was he young and of foreign decent the only wraps i like have bacon in them

 

[Moose McAlpine]

Been around for a while. Hideous.

RS7 new is about 90-110k depending on spec.

 

[Cato]

Been around for a while. Hideous.

RS7 new is about 90-110k depending on spec.

Why? Just, why?

So depending how old it is he's spent between fifty and a hundred grand, then spent god knows what turning into a gigantic brothel creeper?

 

[daleyd]

Is this like the 2020’s version of a vinyl roof??

 

[gaz1]

does hot backsides on bonnets give you an idea

 

[Cato]

The only possible reason I can think of for anyone doing that is that they really love cats and want to give them somewhere comfy to sit and lick their tackle on a cold day.

 

[brightspark]

they even wrap brand new ferari and lambos costs a fortune to strip all the lights and trims of em to do it

 

[redlig]

Why? Just, why?

So depending how old it is he's spent between fifty and a hundred grand, then spent god knows what turning into a gigantic brothel creeper?

It's probably just to make absolutely SURE that everyone can see he is a tosser. Just don't draw a deep breath as you walk past .

 

[brightspark]

theres a knob err i mean a lad round our way with a newish merk thats painted mat black i wonder when he is going to put the topcoat on it

 

[Cato]

does hot backsides on bonnets give you an idea

If he tries a 'Starsky & Hutch' slide over the bonnet he's going to end up with the mother of all friction burns.

 

[Cobbler]

T cut & polish, that would put it right

 

[Arc Tourist]

The taco cruisers in California often have stick on primer spots and bullet holes to try and look cool.

 

[redlig]

The taco cruisers in California often have stick on primer spots and bullet holes to try and look cool.

Stick on bullet holes were common here in the 60's along with green windscreen tints with the names of the 'occupants'. They are obviously still breeding somewhere.

 

[premmington]

Answer me this...?

Suede wrap - how do you deal with "bird pooh" on it...

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

Answer me this...?

Suede wrap - how do you deal with "bird pooh" on it...

That's what staff are for

 

[colnerov]

Answer me this...?

Suede wrap - how do you deal with "bird pooh" on it...

The same way Johnny Depp did, sue her.

 

[premmington]

The same way johnny Depp did, sue her.

That made an old man laugh (me). No that really "tickled" me...

@colnerov you are a funny man!

 

[colnerov]

That made an old man laugh (me). No that really "tickled" me...

@colnerov you are a funny man!

I thangyou. I'm here all week.