Viagra

[brightspark]

Ive had recent calls about the "accident youve been involved in"......is that different

all I say to them is which accident as ive had 4 needless to say the phone goes dead

 

[DAPPH]

Alison had me in stitches last week she normally just puts the phone down or if it's one about our bank account/s . She says " Good I'll get my hubby to sort it , he works there .

But she excelled herself with this one as she does not normally swear ……

Brrring Brrring,
Alison " Hello " .

Caller " About that accident you had recently ".

Alison " They're both dead , it wasn't an accident, I hated the Bast........ & his Effin daughter … They ran over my cat .

Caller " OMG "

Alison laughs

Click .

 

[addjunkie]

Few yesrs ago, I had to drop my father off, to collect a car, after his golf buddy, rang him in a panic, from A&E, after a heart attack........

So car was outside a lady of illreputes place, he'd popped viagra (81), and hed had a heart episode, so she had rung 999.

Didnt want his wife knowing where he was.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Few yesrs ago, I had to drop my father off, to collect a car, after his golf buddy, rang him in a panic, from A&E, after a heart attack........

So car was outside a lady of illreputes place, he'd popped viagra (81), and hed had a heart episode, so she had rung 999.

Didnt want his wife knowing where he was.

As our 'Murican cousins are wont to say in their 'brainstorming' meetings "Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it"

 

[ronan]

Few yesrs ago, I had to drop my father off, to collect a car, after his golf buddy, rang him in a panic, from A&E, after a heart attack........

So car was outside a lady of illreputes place, he'd popped viagra (81), and hed had a heart episode, so she had rung 999.

Didnt want his wife knowing where he was.

At 81 ? God when i am 81 i wouldn't be able to get up the front step, let alone anything else

 

[ajlelectronics]

I was told that the Pfizer licence to produce Viagra has now ended which allows other companies to produce generic versions. I gather that they call it Medixafloppen.

 

[mtt.tr]

all I say to them is which accident as ive had 4 needless to say the phone goes dead

When i have slow days i like to string them along.

 

[MBB]

Hard times ahead.

 

[brightspark]

as long as they don't stick in your throat otherwise you will get a stiff neck

 

[addjunkie]

If your a builder and take half.....you get a semi

 

[Olderisbetter]

I got the classic tell us about the accident you were involved in yesterday but the lady was stunned when i said i have never had an accident just a few deliberates when i was angry in traffic, She then asked what kind of accidents they were at which point i picked her up and said no no these were deliberate and if i ever found her i would ram her car as well, she hung up but i will find her...

 

[pedrobedro]

Just today watched , Rip off Brittain, They said it was illegal for the calls that you mention Al

Only if they originate in the UK, gave granddad Viagra to stop him wetting his slippers. I got one of the acident phone calls and told her it must have been serious as I am now suffering from amnesia, can't remember having the accident at all.

 

[Bladevane]

Never give Viagra to a one legged budgerigar. It will fall off the perch.

 

[Brummie]

New one today.....after 2 calls telling me my Internet was showing problems.......COMEDIAN PHARMACY....some girl with an American accent trying to sell me Viagra.......I told her "You must be joking"....comedian pharmacy...get it?

Have you tried turning your webcam off?

 

[gaz1]

some girl with an American accent trying to sell me Viagra.......I told her "You must be joking"

as shes on the end of it and wont come down
shes been screaming all night long wanting more and more of it
I cant get a wink of sleep and im so tired and thats without viagra

are you sure i really need it after all that

im naughty but thats me

 

[Tigman]

Scam call this morning, answer machine took it. Purporting to be from "your credit card issuer" saying that a suspicious transaction of £600 in a foreign country had been attempted. "If you wish to stop this transaction, press 1"....

Aye....right, they must think our heads zip up the back , but I can see how some might panic and do just that. The 'clever' bit is, they don't say which card so if you're foolish/naive enough to connect to them, they'll wheedle all the numbers, codes etc from you under the pretense of "Security " questions

1471 revealed the call originated in either Russia or Kazakhstan and a Google of the full number showed it didn't exist - I assume they have rolling numbers, changing as fast as you can research them?

i got that one last week !
it's the electricity account that everyone's interested in that gets me 2/3 calls a week about it , I signed a contract in July for 3 years but they keep phoning

 

[DAPPH]

i got that one last week !
it's the electricity account that everyone's interested in that gets me 2/3 calls a week about it , I signed a contract in July for 3 years but they keep phoning

Tell them you no longer use mains electricity , your an extinction rebellion protester .

 

[Pete.]

Heard of a new scam locally this week. Guy had a new iphone delivered unexpectedly by courier then a short while later a guy in company uniform knocked on his door claiming to have delivered the phone by mistake. Got told to shove off then he called the cops. Turned out someone had taken out a phone contract in his name and address and waited outside for the delivery in an effort to scam a new £1100 phone.

 

[postie jon]

i just love telling them i died in the accident...

 

[gaz1]

Heard of a new scam locally this week. Guy had a new iphone delivered unexpectedly by courier then a short while later a guy in company uniform knocked on his door claiming to have delivered the phone by mistake. Got told to shove off then he called the cops. Turned out someone had taken out a phone contract in his name and address and waited outside for the delivery in an effort to scam a new £1100 phone.

its been doing its rounds often

https://www.lovemoney.com/news/88036/mobile-phone-delivery-scam-stay-safe

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/warning-over-new-mobile-phone-18996929