Could be worse...
I think i dated a lass that looked like this. She's called Mrs WP (I'm only writing this cos i know my missus reads my posts when i am out at work. Hello love XXX)
Must have been interesting when going out for a meal..........em, I'll have your best T-Bone medium done and, a tin of pedigree chum for the lass, luke warm please!


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,that'll be a phonecall to the leccy people int morning then......i can hardly wait!