time to bury two Cats

[Badger1bear]

Well guys its a sad time today I have to bury two of my faithful Cats. They have never run away from danger or hot metal for that matter They always greeted me by the door in the morning and were faithful friends




On a Happier note, two new Cats have turned up to keep me Happy
Long live the Cat

 

[Shox Dr]

Funny. Bloody cats

How much

 

[Shox Dr]

and there's yrs left in them boots, give'em a lick and they'll do as slippers

 

[Badger1bear]

Funny. Bloody cats

How much

They are Caterpillar Supremacy boots, £90 or so, my old pair have done about 18 months or so and have only just started to crack. I have a pair for work and a pair for stepping out in

boss pays half towards em so it would be rude not to take him up on the offer

 

[Badger1bear]

and there's yrs left in them boots, give'em a lick and they'll do as slippers

we have hardwood floors right thru the house because of our Malamute, my missus complains enough about me wearing the boots like slippers in the house......dont know why she complains i bought her a broom and a dyson

 

[normspanners]

dont know why she complains i bought her a broom and a dyson

you look after her too well you'll be giving her gloves to clean the toilets with before long .

 

[Badger1bear]

you look after her too well you'll be giving her gloves to clean the toilets with before long .

she gets old welding gloves when they have burned thru

 

[ChrisJ]

My missus wanted a gas cooker, as if cooking over an open fire in the garden was an inconvienience

 

[Badger1bear]

My missus wanted a gas cooker, as if cooking over an open fire in the garden was an inconvienience

you gave her a garden what more does she want

 

[chunkolini]

Badger1bear
Use them as plant pots, just fill with dirt, pop in a suitably durable plant and leave them in the garden.

 

[Badger1bear]

its hard enough to get her to use the broom or the Dyson Chunky, how the heck am I gonna get her into gardening as well ?

 

[ChrisJ]

You been watching old bill and ben episodes again chunkster ;p

 

[pedrobedro]

You been watching old bill and ben episodes again chunkster ;p

Nice boots Bill

Flobablot

Well take them back it they don't fit.

 

[500e]

Mother has worn out 3 Vacuum cleaners since I got married, wife has not got the packaging off the one I gave her for a wedding present, should I send it back?

 

[normspanners]

Nah use it in the garage it'll be useful in there,
Yeh my wifes a dirty bitch as well, she leave dishes in the sink all day and she knows full well I p*ss in there, coz its along way upstairs!!
What would we do without em though, HUM!!---we'd have all the toys we want, live in the garage in our overalls, the house would be a good storage point, and we would go out with our shirts buttoned up wrong coz we used the mirrors for checkin the brake lights before the mot and left in the garage coz it would be handy there!!
Shes on about decorating the hall again, the paste has only just dried I used the stuff that takes 15yrs to set properly.
I allways remember at my mates place, I called round and he was literally just finishing the the daydo border around the room 'thats it done he said' we had a cuppa went back in the lounge to see if it had dried ok and his missus was in the opposite corner pulling the wall paper off coz she had ordered a new suite!! while we where drinking .
I didnt know he knew that many swear words !!