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They walk among us. Wet Pool users.
Mrs TYA reminded me of this, we were disposing of past site reports.
We were asked to carry out a Db noise level check at a Swimming pool in a gym complex. This will allow us to design in how many sounders, beacons and strobes will be needed.
Due to where I had to roam, I needed to be escorted, for security, access to female only parts, you get the idea.
At the pool side, I was left with the life guard, my escort had gone off to get more keys and I needed to take a series of readings.
Wet Customer. “Oi Lifeguard, the pool is too cold, make it hotter right now!!!”
Lifeguard. “Madam, the pool is at the correct temperature, it was checked not 15 minutes ago. There is no need to make it any warmer.”
Wet Customer. “Look, I see you are only a kid and do not know much, I am telling you to make this water warmer now, or I will complain and you will lose your holiday job, get it!”
Lifeguard. “Madam I am 24 years old and a fully qualified life giard and fitness instructor. The pool is warm enough and I can see the temp of the water on the display.”
Wet Customer. “Don’t you fffing lie to me. I want this pool warmer now. Get you manager now!”
Lifeguard. On Radio. “Code RSB at pool side. Code RSB at pool side.”
My escort returns and ask the life guard, what the issue is. Before he can answer the Wet Customer jumps in, sprouts a whole line of lies and false hoods, with much swearing.
My Escort. “Yes Lifeguard, we do have a clear case of RSB. I will sort it.”
Wet Customer stands there looking smug.
The escort and I walk away and enter a plant room. I do not know much about swimming pool plant rooms, but I know an electrical intake room when I see it. We chat for a few minutes and return to the pool side.
My Escort. “Lifeguard, RSB has been adjusted.” To the wet customer. “Would you like to try the water now?”
Wet customer, dips a toe in, then slips into the water, for the first. “See how hard was that?”
We leave the pool area and when we out back of house, I ask what a SWB code is.
My Escort. “Oh we get a lot of rich people in here and the think they are better than everyone, so a RSB is simply a “Rich Spoiled B(female dog).
I did have a good laugh.
Mrs TYA reminded me of this, we were disposing of past site reports.
We were asked to carry out a Db noise level check at a Swimming pool in a gym complex. This will allow us to design in how many sounders, beacons and strobes will be needed.
Due to where I had to roam, I needed to be escorted, for security, access to female only parts, you get the idea.
At the pool side, I was left with the life guard, my escort had gone off to get more keys and I needed to take a series of readings.
Wet Customer. “Oi Lifeguard, the pool is too cold, make it hotter right now!!!”
Lifeguard. “Madam, the pool is at the correct temperature, it was checked not 15 minutes ago. There is no need to make it any warmer.”
Wet Customer. “Look, I see you are only a kid and do not know much, I am telling you to make this water warmer now, or I will complain and you will lose your holiday job, get it!”
Lifeguard. “Madam I am 24 years old and a fully qualified life giard and fitness instructor. The pool is warm enough and I can see the temp of the water on the display.”
Wet Customer. “Don’t you fffing lie to me. I want this pool warmer now. Get you manager now!”
Lifeguard. On Radio. “Code RSB at pool side. Code RSB at pool side.”
My escort returns and ask the life guard, what the issue is. Before he can answer the Wet Customer jumps in, sprouts a whole line of lies and false hoods, with much swearing.
My Escort. “Yes Lifeguard, we do have a clear case of RSB. I will sort it.”
Wet Customer stands there looking smug.
The escort and I walk away and enter a plant room. I do not know much about swimming pool plant rooms, but I know an electrical intake room when I see it. We chat for a few minutes and return to the pool side.
My Escort. “Lifeguard, RSB has been adjusted.” To the wet customer. “Would you like to try the water now?”
Wet customer, dips a toe in, then slips into the water, for the first. “See how hard was that?”
We leave the pool area and when we out back of house, I ask what a SWB code is.
My Escort. “Oh we get a lot of rich people in here and the think they are better than everyone, so a RSB is simply a “Rich Spoiled B(female dog).
I did have a good laugh.
, apparently.