Wedg1e
They call me Mr. Bodge-angles
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- Location
- Teesside, England
Worst drivers round here are (in order)
The distantly retired (top speed 20mph)
Anyone driving anything agricultural (no one else exists and often they take up 1/2 my lane also due to width)
Council workers just pre-lousing time (how slow and how much of a roundabout road can we take back to the depot)
Recently retired / "the economisers" - max speed 40mph and they will do their damndest to stop anyone overtaking inc swerving...
Mothers with kids (no one else exists again, "touch parkers" and maneuvre at random
Reps / Middle managers - I need be there yesterday and I drive big powerful car so I'll do 100mph everywhere and run with main beams constantly on)
New car drivers (is no dealership capable of aiming headlights anymore? Seemingly not given that most cars fail the first MOT on "clearly wrongly aimed headlights - BOTH too high") too worried about their paintwork and will swerve to avoid the slightest bit of moisture on the road..
Oh come on, surely you must have...
Scooter riders, foot out for no reason on every corner like they're riding speedway (at 22mph

Taxi drivers with their fog lights on for no reason other than Asians like bling
People (90% of them women) who do 60 through a 50 on a busy dual carriageway then refuse to do more than 65 when it opens up to a 70
People who manage to take up two parking spaces with the smallest cars
People who go right round roundabouts in the outside lane, usually without indicating
Any driver of a German car who specified the model with non-functioning indicators
People who think they can get their family saloon off the lights faster than my company van

