I was welding a trailer sat on its side, suspended from an engine hoist by a nylon towrope. Smelt burning, raised mask and jumped out of the way just in time as the melted rope let go.I was putting a cage in an old Dart for a mate.
I was cutting a fishmouth, I used to use a big angry grinder to carve fishmouths.
My arm felt warm, there were flames.
I had to buy a new shirt.
. Not having much idea about clutch control I got it wrong and managed to pile the van straight through the end wall and into the back garden 

. Our kid hastily dragged me out of the van then went and told Dad that his foot had slipped off the clutch
. Dad never batted an eyelid, which was quite unusual being as he was normally quite stern with us, we cleared up the mess and Dad "borrowed" some more asbestos sheets from work the next day...
The Parents and I moved 200 miles and forgot about it. Parents did not know about it. Got a letter from the previous State telling Me to turn in My license.
I did not. 2 years later I got an empty envelope from the State in the mail, I thought, I did not send one in and They did not send one back.
