Screwfix is a dangerous place!

[brightspark]

Safety first people! Won't be making that mistake

well after its happened to you twice you will not forget to lock them unless your totally stupid and love falling off

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

Had a nice 1000mm long one years back. About 500mm wide and perfect for kitchen fitting etc.
Someone reversed over it at my bosses gaff and replaced it with the same length but nearly 700mm high. Not much use now so barely used. Head always hits the ceiling.

 

[pedrobedro]

Had a nice 1000mm long one years back. About 500mm wide and perfect for kitchen fitting etc.
Someone reversed over it at my bosses gaff and replaced it with the same length but nearly 700mm high. Not much use now so barely used. Head always hits the ceiling.

Have you got a hacksaw ?

 

[armalites]

How did you manage that? I never use the clips on mine!

His favourite song came on the radio and he was having a boogie.

 

[brightspark]

Had a nice 1000mm long one years back. About 500mm wide and perfect for kitchen fitting etc.
Someone reversed over it at my bosses gaff and replaced it with the same length but nearly 700mm high. Not much use now so barely used. Head always hits the ceiling.

I lost my stepladders off the roofrack and a truck ran over them I cut them up and my brother melted them down and cast them . there now a house sign

 

[armalites]

I lost my stepladders off the roofrack and a truck ran over them I cut them up and my brother melted them down and cast them . there now a house sign

If that happened today you'd be on Police Camera Action and the wombles would shut the road for 4hrs to recover them

 

[brightspark]

If that happened today you'd be on Police Camera Action and the wombles would shut the road for 4hrs to recover them

was on the outer lane of the a19 Christ its like wacky races . no wonder workers are shielded of with cones and concrete they need to be