Painful Finger

[TechnicAl]

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Product placement, looks like a penis only smaller.

bragging

 

[Wallace]

He spent the last 3 days not sure which one to look at while having a wee

At least the discharge is explainable.

I thought it was going to be the Chinese chip shop joke

"He always says 'sore finger' when he serves me with chips"

Open or wapped?

 

[Shox Dr]

add this to your bookmarks

my wife reminded me when I was sanding architrave around a doorcase. Managed to get a splinter up the side of my index finger nail, all thw way to the middle joint. I couldn't bend my finger.
Didnt hurt until I pulled it out, . About 4wks later I’m pointing my finger at my wife while saying it bloody’urts. When it burst firing puss, and most importantly the rest of the architrave .

Needless to say she wasnt as happy as I was

 

[Beeezer]

A blackthorn thorn I got in the back of my hand, I went hospital and they had a dig around and could find anything.
Four months later it popped out while I was drying my hands

 

[Tom O]

My dad worked in a woodyard (late in life) and I remember him saying that there was a wood that was really poisonous.

Purple Heart?

 

[Melvyn Best]

Purple Heart?

Tantalised wood of any type is poisonous

 

[pedrobedro]

A blackthorn thorn I got in the back of my hand, I went hospital and they had a dig around and could find anything.
Four months later it popped out while I was drying my handsView attachment 240310

Blackthorn always goes septic, get some good gloves on. I used to work in a woodyard and never got splinters.

 

[Johnrob]

My dad worked in a woodyard (late in life) and I remember him saying that there was a wood that was really poisonous.

Laburnum?

 

[Peloquin]

Does it only hurt when you point?


All joking aside... Looks painful

 

[roofman]

A blackthorn thorn I got in the back of my hand, I went hospital and they had a dig around and could find anything.
Four months later it popped out while I was drying my handsView attachment 240310

I cant believe the hospital could not find that in your hand how could a nurse miss that thing?

 

[Sean]

Had fibreglass for the same thing it took ages to grow out

get that all the time from handling glassfiber baths, even the big bits are difficult to see.

 

[Ashley Burton]

Reminds me when I had a shard of glass in my foot

Several months later I managed to remove it

 

[Wallace]

A blackthorn thorn I got in the back of my hand, I went hospital and they had a dig around and could find anything.
Four months later it popped out while I was drying my handsView attachment 240310

That wound reminded me of an ex-girlfriend! Nothing untoward, she turned up to a works do while we were playing cricket of all things and she had loads of those little round plasters all up her legs as she had dropped a big glass bottle of pop that exploded and embedded glass shrapnel in her legs. A few months later a lump came to the surface but I could not get it out and the wound looked just like that in the photo, the Doctor gave her some stuff to dress it with that drew it out and it was quite a size.

 

[KimB]

This is like when I had a barb of wire wheel stuff in my leg for more than 5year. So bizarre.

 

[Tom O]

Reminds me when I had a shard of glass in my foot

Several months later I managed to remove it

Mine was a needle ( sewing ) that broke off In the heel of my foot and of course you pull it out not looking at the end well after a month the Doctor pulled out the other 1/2 inch!

 

[northwest]

My dad worked in a woodyard (late in life) and I remember him saying that there was a wood that was really poisonous.

There are quite a few that are unpleasant. I am going to chop quite a bit off one of the Yew trees in the garden but I am going to wait until the sap is falling as you can get quite ill from them if you are not careful.

 

[Hopefuldave]

Reminds me of my ex, we'd been in the pub all day and evening, the lads relieved themselves in a bramble patch and she thought she'd do the same... 3 months with the tweezers!

Dave H. (the other one)

 

[Ashley Burton]

Splinters are the worst!

Been doing alot of woodwork & constantly getting them in my fingers

 

[tom2207]

Laburnum?

every part of a Laburnum is poisonous , there are very few mature Laburnum trees about these days ,
The seed pods on a laburnum look like pea pods , sort of , and in the seventies some kids ate a few and died , one of the papers Sun or the likes had a big campaign to get rid of laburnums . Ive a decent sized one in my garden , and when its in bloom , and wet , it looks spectacular its like shimmering gold.

 

[tom2207]

Reminds me of my ex, we'd been in the pub all day and evening, the lads relieved themselves in a bramble patch and she thought she'd do the same... 3 months with the tweezers!

Dave H. (the other one)

Theres got to be a joke in there some where .... lol