My Mrs is going to kill me.

[God mode restorations]

Send her on one of those spa days on the delivery date?

That might be a good idea .

 

[Keith 66]

You are not alone, im rebuilding a 14ft sailing dinghy in the shed, she is nearly done. New sails arrived yesterday & went straight into the loft. Not sure how im going to explain them come launching day. Can hardly pass them off as a piece of greasy scrap iron!

 

[wookie]

You are not alone, im rebuilding a 14ft sailing dinghy in the shed, she is nearly done. New sails arrived yesterday & went straight into the loft. Not sure how im going to explain them come launching day. Can hardly pass them off as a piece of greasy scrap iron!

You've had the old one's washed at the sailmakers, it was only 50 quid and look how good they have come up......

 

[RichardM]

Tell her it's a mates' and your just looking after it for him

 

[God mode restorations]

Well. So far all ok. I gave her some cash for new hair dyes. So she gone out to get them.
That's bit of a ass as I had my eyes on some whitworth stuff with that money. But living with her is like living with the F.B.I she knows before I have done stuff. She is probably waiting to see my next plan of attack on the situation .

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Send her on one of those spa days on the delivery date?

You've had the old one's washed at the sailmakers, it was only 50 quid and look how good they have come up......

You're clearly well practised in the art of deception, and yet you continue to delude yourselves that SWMBO(s) didn't twig to your antics years ago...

 

[armalites]

You lot need to man up, hiding big/expensive stuff is a route to arguments.

 

[8ob]

You lot need to man up, hiding big/expensive stuff is a route to arguments.

I did, I told her any more of her chops and she will have to do the cooking, cleaning , ironing and shopping herself

Bob

 

[bash'it]

You lot need to man up, hiding big/expensive stuff is a route to arguments.

owning up is certain death

 

[gaz1]

Well. So far all ok. I gave her some cash for new hair dyes. So she gone out to get them.
That's bit of a ass as I had my eyes on some whitworth stuff with that money. But living with her is like living with the F.B.I she knows before I have done stuff. She is probably waiting to see my next plan of attack on the situation .

she already knows that youve got something and is just waiting to see how far your prepared to go too hide it

 

[gaz1]

owning up is certain death

i think your name needs changing to penfold instead of bash'it

 

[addjunkie]

I just had to have it. Because it's local and bigger

My ex wife said that to me......i got peace, a large shed and as many bikes, toys etc as I wanted, not a bad deal really!

 

[bash'it]

i think your name needs changing to penfold instead of bash'it

you could be right but I like where my dangly bits are lol

 

[captain-destructo]

Well. So far all ok. I gave her some cash for new hair dyes. So she gone out to get them.
That's bit of a ass as I had my eyes on some whitworth stuff with that money. But living with her is like living with the F.B.I she knows before I have done stuff. She is probably waiting to see my next plan of attack on the situation .

you do realise she has a secret account on here and therefore knows exactly what your up to

 

[MBB]

RIP spencer

 

[MattF]

I'm more concerned about the lack of photo's.

 

[optima21]

You are not alone, im rebuilding a 14ft sailing dinghy in the shed, she is nearly done. New sails arrived yesterday & went straight into the loft. Not sure how im going to explain them come launching day. Can hardly pass them off as a piece of greasy scrap iron!

can I be there when you ask her to iron them

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

You lot need to man up, hiding big/expensive stuff is a route to arguments.

Indeed.
I tell mine I'm thinking of buying something.

Then I buy it and when she quizzes me I politely inform her I did tell you I was going to buy it.

 

[GW8IZR]

With reference to the thread title - I remember my grandmother shouting at me for climbing on her outdoor toilet roof....

I'f you fall off there thall break thee neck! if that dunt come down I'll fetch thee grandfather and he'll kill thee!

 

[God mode restorations]

I'm more concerned about the lack of photo's.

Picture soon