the snooper
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ok who's been to makers neck of the woods with a white marker, own up 

Reading though this thread, I was thinking "Yeah, it's nothing, I'm just being silly". Then I look out the window and see the people opposite cleaning next to their door and three of my friends in the village with dogs all said they had a mark next to their door. Great. I still find the entire concept of physically marking houses stupid. The paint is really tough too, almost like road marking paint
Police took mum's details and said they're letting someone* know.
*I can't remember the actual name but it's probably a made up name for PCSOs.
i might go round with me dog and chalk one night and mark a load of houses for a laugh see whats said![]()
er you don`t live at Number 1 do you by any chance
Argh ******, it was the house number all along, false alarm peopleer you don`t live at Number 1 do you by any chance![]()
Being overly helpful is a known anti shoplifting tactic, make strong eye contact, forcibly offer them a basket, can I help you carry that to the till, do you need any help, along with hovering within eye sight...
hmm good point next time i go for my 25 cans o lager il look shiftyBeing overly helpful is a known anti shoplifting tactic, make strong eye contact, forcibly offer them a basket, can I help you carry that to the till, do you need any help, along with hovering within eye sight...
hmm good point next time i go for my 25 cans o lager il look shiftythen some half bake on minimum pay will carry them to the till 4 me
good idea
A stab wound will help with the shifty look too.its 11 pm i stabbed my hand today and on painkillers and had 5 cans o lagercountings difficult. 24 cans as said in a box
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Turn up to a shop looking slightly unkempt from working and unshaven...guards follow you like a bad smell, come in clean shaven, suited and booted...no one bats an eye...
Try wearing a white lab coat, Buddy Holly specs and jotting things down on a clipboard. "And you claim your name is xxx and you've presented some identification. Why should I believe a word of this? Which procedures are you operating under, if any? You do realise I'm preparing a detailed report?".Turn up to a shop looking slightly unkempt from working and unshaven...guards follow you like a bad smell, come in clean shaven, suited and booted...no one bats an eye...