Mrs fell out with me last night because i couldnt find my lathe key :(

[W.olly]

So i woke up first this morning and was chilling for a moment before i went to make a brew. T woke up so i asked her if she wanted one aswell.

YES was the reply with `since you kept me up looking for your bloody lathe key`

`What the hell is she on about i dont know` as i went to make a brew.

So brew made and took them up.

I asked her why she was in a mood, daft thing i know to ask a woman at best of times.

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Did you find your bleedin Lathe key ?

Me.......Eh

`You was up for an hour and woke me asking where your lathe key is, you took bed covers off, looked under the bed and in the bedding box`

Me daft sod again, i laughed lol


So apparently i now am using my new lathe at all hours of the day, or morning ha ha, albeit asleep ha ha

do lathes have keys, yes a chuck key maybe lol.

 

[Wozzaaah]

My wife sat bolt upright in bed one night and quizzed me about what I’d done with the wheelbarrow…. we didn’t even own one!
Best thing was after asking me several times she huffed and said she was off to the loo…. used it, came back to bed, turned to me and said “so what have you done with it then?”

 

[Parm]

What I want to know is what we’re you doing with your Mrs that bought up the question of your lathe key?

 

[mike 109444]

So what you are saying is you were tossing and TURNING all night long

 

[W.olly]

So what you are saying is you were tossing and TURNING all night long

I believe so. just wish i was awake to see it

 

[gaz1]

he was in a mood with himself as he dropped the chuck key

that was it the place got turned over as he couldnt find it

shouldnt sleep walk in a mood then you wouldnt have upset the mrs

as you was in a right stew because you couldnt find it with all the junk you have in the shed that just made it much worse

shame you didnt gget right since you kept me awake most oof the night

i want to tidy your shed up

just where is the bin first

revenge is sweet

 

[8ob]

My wife sat bolt upright in bed one night and quizzed me about what I’d done with the wheelbarrow…. we didn’t even own one!
Best thing was after asking me several times she huffed and said she was off to the loo…. used it, came back to bed, turned to me and said “so what have you done with it then?”

You dont need to own one in the bedroom

Bob

 

[Arc Tourist]

Just keep a chuck key close by for the next few nights, and if she wakes you up asking again, say thank you for finding it, and now I have a reward for you.

 

[brightspark]

time of the month

 

[colnerov]

What I want to know is what we’re you doing with your Mrs that bought up the question of your lathe key?

Don't ask... just... just... don't ask.

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

Apparently I'm bad for ranting in my sleep.

Especially when I'm dog tired.

I Don't believe it. It's lies

 

[northwest]

One of my party pieces is I speak a couple of languages. I am also given to talking nonsense in my sleep.
Mrs Northwest was absolutely freaked out first time I started holding a conversation with myself at 2.00am in another tongue. She woke me up telling me she didn't care it was "dangerous", what I was doing was just freaky. and it had to stop.
It hasn't but she is used to it now.

 

[pedrobedro]

I'm prone to these weird dreams myself. After playing Nintendo I was woken up asked what I was doing and apparently I was ski jumping with Paddington Bear

 

[Wozzaaah]

I once dreamt I was being eaten by a lion and was shouting rarr at it as loud as I could to try and scare it off. My wife woke me up and asked me if I was ok as I was whimpering. Whimpering??!! WHIMPERING?!! I was screaming at the top of my lungs!!

 

[slim_boy_fat]

I was screaming at the top of my lungs!!

Maybe inside your head....

 

[gaz1]

I once dreamt I was being eaten by a lion and was shouting rarr at it as loud as I could to try and scare it off. My wife woke me up and asked me if I was ok as I was whimpering. Whimpering??!! WHIMPERING?!! I was screaming at the top of my lungs!!

well at least we got a new name for you

whimpering Wozzaaah

 

[badabec]

My wife sat bolt upright in bed one night and quizzed me about what I’d done with the wheelbarrow…. we didn’t even own one!
Best thing was after asking me several times she huffed and said she was off to the loo…. used it, came back to bed, turned to me and said “so what have you done with it then?”

After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counsellor suggested they vary their position.
"For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.
"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions. First, if it hurts, you will stop right away. And second," she insisted, "you have to promise we won't go past my mother's house."

 

[mcostello]

One time I had My arm caught in the covers when I wanted to roll over in bed. I struggled several times, then gave a mighty swing and My arm came free and clocked the Wife quite squarely on the jaw. She jumped up and got over Me and started yelling " if You want to fight We will fight then." All I could think of was to start snoring. It worked.