mother-in-laws!

[highseas]

i fear i know the general consensus on them!
but i think mine is possibly the most difficult human being on the planet to get along with
is it true women always turn into their mother? or have you fellers been lucky and got a nice amicable MIL

 

[Onoff]

Lad I once worked with said he walked into the in laws and saw his MiL sweeping up.

"Done your pre flight checks Jackie?"

They didn't get on.

 

[500e]

Had the best MIL you could want
Sent food parcels as she said i know she can't cook.
FIL told me we said if you leave him don't think you can come here.
They were the nicest people and their daughter the best wife I could have wished for and after 50 something years I still think so

 

[northwest]

Lad I once worked with said he walked into the in laws and saw his MiL sweeping up.

"Done your pre flight checks Jackie?"

Standard assertion in our house, in fact I have told her: Stop hanging upside down in the coal house, it is very disconcerting. She is a lovely woman though and understands when we take a lend and have her come over to mind the dogs, like now for instance, My missus can come up to the hospital and she makes sure the hounds don't get completely out of control

 

[optima21]

think you need to ask Les Dawson

 

[Kayos]

There was 6 blokes beating the mother in law up, wife screams at me "are you going to help?" I replied "I think 6 is enough"

Being serious, mine has the "you have stolen my daughter and granddaughter" attitude
Frankly its boring so I limit my contact

 

[caprinut]

I wouldn't say she was big, but when she hung her bra to dry a camel tried to make love to it.

Bert

 

[mike os]

Mine was ok …

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

Both mil and fil disliked me (mil passed a few years back)
Why.
Because I opened their daughters eyes to how twisted and abusive the pair of them had been her entire life and she stopped taking their crap

 

[8ob]

SWMBO`s mother had what I thought was a wart on her chin, turns out it was a grease nipple.

Bob

 

[seriesonewelder]

my MIL is about 6860 miles away

bliss

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

my MIL is about 6860 miles away

bliss

Mines under my BILs fish tank 300 miles away.

 

[cheb]

Mine's got used to me, she realised I wasn't as bad as her biases told her.

 

[AKN]

Definition of mixed emotions:-
watching your mother in law drive your brand new Jag over off the top of a cliff.

 

[Tangledfeet]

My late MIL was lovely.

My Dad's MIL, sadly, was a **Language**...

 

[CompoSimmonite]

My late MIL was lovely - miss her

 

[BarrieJ]

My late MIL was OK, we never fell out, however, my late wife once told me that if she ever left me she was going to live with my mother.
They really loved and respected each other. All three dead now.

 

[Richiew]

I'm still driving my mother-in-law to the hospital, so she doesn't dare complain.....

 

[Fastdruid]

My MIL is lovely.

 

[Richiew]

They are out there. Choose your wife carefully...