Mmm… a New American Spaceship on the Pad; like Apollo or like Starliner?

[dobbslc]

Ask this guy.

 

[Morris]

Don't say it really is made of cream cheese.

Don't be so ridiculous, cream cheese is not a suitable material for orbital bodies.
You need Cheddar or Stilton for that.

 

[jmp49]

Don't say it really is made of cream cheese.

It was solid gold when they first landed, then they unpacked one of the experiments it seems (muppet labs alchemy machine) and things went downhill from there.