zx9
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A guy at work came back from holiday to find more flowers in his flower bed than when he left. They were there to mark the spot where his handyman died while he was away.
Evidently he was painting the eaves of the house and needed another foot of ladder height to reach the top. So he stood the ladder in the wheelbarrow.......the rest is self evident.




I hate the bluiddy things Graham .
I eventually felt irritated enough for the first & only time in my life to set fire to her flat with 40 gallons of petrol to burn her out
instead of slitting her throat
.