Introducing EWM Beertrix

[Jim Davey]

I don't know anything other than I want one...

 

[cumbriasteve]

I bet SIP will copy it and the beer won't flow properly

 

[Jim Davey]

Or it will appear in orange and have a 5 year warranty but it will need to go back to Manchester to be repaired.

 

[eSCHEn]

Steady troops




The beertrix is pretty awesome like. Fancy making one together Jim? You supply the welder I'll do the welding?

 

[Jim Davey]

Or available a little cheaper and not quite as good but with a much slicker looking casing And with a control panel that makes it almost impossible to make it dispense beer.
Plus a Joy of Drinking slogan on the side.
(And a smaller beer tank than EWM too)

 

[Richard.]

That is very cool Jim.
Let me know when you have em in stock

 

[Jim Davey]

Steady troops




The beertrix is pretty awesome like. Fancy making one together Jim? You supply the welder I'll do the welding?

Well, I have got a 551 AC/DC which has the same casing sat in the shop doing nothing at the moment. You'll do the welding AND supply the beer right?...

 

[eSCHEn]

As long as you're not fussy about your eyesight being perfect for a couple of days I have some lovely homebrew here - I'm not a drinker any more so it'll be so interesting shaped beads between us

 

[Jim Davey]

Or available a little cheaper and not quite as good but with a much slicker looking casing and a Joy of Drinking slogan on the side.
(And a smaller beer tank too)

As a responsible supplier id have to test it thoroughly before rolling it out to end users.
I think six months sounds about right, time enough for an in depth evaluation.

 

[matt1978]

Nice marketing tool Jim. Will they have it at Euroblech?

 

[Richard.]

It's an awesome marketing tool. Beer goggles have been responsible for us blokes taking many things home.
No reason beer goggles can't persuade us to take a welder home. (perhaps treat them a little differently though once you've got it through the door mind)

 

[Jim Davey]

No idea, but I expect they would roll that out at as many shows as possible. I expect it cost a few beer tokens to make.

 

[xmetal]

Do you have to use beer goggles with that?

 

[Jim Davey]

Do you have to use beer goggles with that?

Of course, safety first.

 

[xmetal]

Snap!

 

[Parm]

Steady troops




The beertrix is pretty awesome like. Fancy making one together Jim? You supply the welder I'll do the welding?

Brewdexta can supply beer

 

[Parm]

Do you have to use beer goggles with that?

arent they the things that make everything look good after Ten pints ?

 

[Richard.]

arent they the things that make everything look good after Ten pints ?

That's them.
However once they have worn off you do tend to regret the previous events.
Maybe EWM should start doing 12 hour warranty only if bought on beer days.